The 24/7 Hardcore Championship

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There is a huge parade in the office of Joe Santiago, all surrounding the brand new JWF 24/7 Hardcore Championship that is in a glass case on his desk!

Clowns, animals and all sorts of circus stuff surrounds the belt, as we await the first JWF 24/7 Hardcore Champion!

The 24/7 Hardcore Championship Hardco11

Subject: Re: The 24/7 Hardcore Championship June 13th 2008, 2:02 pm

Joshua Williams walks in wearing a JWF T-shirt & blue jeans. He pulls out a pistol, shoots the glass case, which shatters. He grabs the belt to be the first 24/7 Hardcore Champion. He runs out of the room but stops in the doorway and turns around and shoots one of the clowns

Subject: Re: The 24/7 Hardcore Championship June 13th 2008, 6:55 pm

Joshua Williams runs out the door and sees a dollar laying on the floor

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Joshua Williams
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This is my lucky day!

Joshua Williams goes for the dollar and is hit on the head by an anvil, knocking him unconsious. Cyber Punk quickly runs up to get a pin
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Cyber Punk grabs the championship and runs away

Subject: Re: The 24/7 Hardcore Championship June 13th 2008, 7:49 pm

As Cyber Punk runs away he is stopt by a big boot to the face by DXLatin, Latin grabs Punk by the hair and delivers the L.A.P Code. He watches Cyber Punk twitch as hes on the floor, he then grabs the title and walks away smiling.

Subject: Re: The 24/7 Hardcore Championship June 13th 2008, 10:40 pm

“The Texas Bad Ass” Dallas McWade runs up behind DXLatin and punts him right to the balls.

DXLatin - Ouch, My Vagina!

“The Texas Bad Ass” Dallas McWade pins DXLatins and takes the belt, “The Texas Bad Ass” Dallas McWade runs to his truck and drives away.

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Dallas McWade drives down the road, blasting his country music when suddenly he is rammed by the car next to him.

The impact from the bump sends Dallas McWade's truck through the air doing flips and turns and spins until finally bursting into flames

Dallas McWade slowly crawls out of the truck and sees Joe Santiago standing above him

Joe Santiago - I'm taking that championship from you

Dallas McWade - What?

Joe Santiago - I'm taking the 24/7 Title from you!

Dallas McWade - What?

Joe Santiago - What are you stupid?

Dallas McWade - What?

Joe Santiago - Stone Cold Steve Austin ruined wrestling with that stupid shit!

Joe Santiago kicks Dallas McWade to the face and gets the pin

A Referee slowly crawls out of Dallas McWades truck, he is bleeding alot

Ref - Somebody call an ambulance!

Joe santiago - Ref I got the pin!

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Joe Santiago takes the championship and gets back into his car!

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Joe Santiago is carrying around the 24/7 Championship wondering why no one is pinning him

Joe Santiago - do I smell?

Joe Santiago lifts an arm and takes a whiff

Joe Santiago - no, not really. Maybe everyone is afraid.

Joe Santiago lays down and pins himself
Since there is no ref in sight he also becomes the ref and makes the count

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-Kick Out-

For the first time in 24/7 Championship history version 1,2, or 3, someone kicks out of a pinfall!

Subject: Re: The 24/7 Hardcore Championship June 15th 2008, 2:38 am

Out of nowhere DXLatin turns Joe around and gives him a huge clothesline, as Joe gets up DXLatin trips him and locks in a DXFX.

Joe trys to let go of the hold but ends up tapping in less than 6 seconds.

DXLatin walks away with the title.

"Now your the first 1 to tap out"

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Not realizing that Joe Santiago only tapped to get DXlatin off of him, Joe Santiago kicks DXLatin to the nuts. Joe Santiago is shocked when he realizes Dallas McWade was right, DXLatin has a vagina!

DXLatin - You Can't See Me!

Joe Santiago gets up

Joe Santiago - Well that's interesting!

Joe Santiago pokes DXLatin in the eyes then rolls him up

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Joe Santiago grabs the belt and runs as fast as he can towards his car before speeding away!

Subject: Re: The 24/7 Hardcore Championship June 16th 2008, 9:11 am

Joe Santiago looks towards the passenger set only to see a steaming pile of shit, still fresh. He pulls over by the side of the road, and vomits a little bit, suddenly he is DDT'ed into his own vomit

Spoiler:

Cyber Punk is the man who connected the DDT, he runs over to Joe Santiago's car and slashes the tires, before getting into a cab and driving away. A few minutes later they arive at the airport.

Subject: Re: The 24/7 Hardcore Championship June 17th 2008, 4:23 pm

When the cab gets to the airport Cyber Punk jumps out as it comes to a stop. He runs toward the airport doors the driver calls him back.

Driver: Money?!

PUnk runs to the drvier who has his cap pulled down. The drvier holds his hand out but Punk goes to hand him the money the driver punches him in the face. The driver pulls the hat to reveal Joshua Williams. Joshua gets out of the cab, pulls the ref out of the trunk. Joshua covers for the 1,2,3!

New 2x Champion: Joshua Williams!

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Joe Santiago - Nicely done!

Joshua Williams turns around with his newly won title, only to have a cart full of luggage hurled at him. Joshua Williams is smashed, until all that is left is a pile of luggage. Joe Santiago jumos on the pile and the ref counts.

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Joe Santiago grabs the title and runs into the airport, he buys a ticket and heads through security, luckily there are no problems and he gets on his plane.

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Porter MacLeod sees Joe Santiago go through security with no problem and decides to follow. The official stops him.

Officer: Sir, we're going to have to ask you to stand aside as we check you.

Porter: You let that fucker, who was acting very suspicious might I add, through here lad? You have any idea who he is?

officer: No, but I'm going to have to ask you to remove the weapon from underneath your skirt.

Porter: My what, lad?

Officer: Your Weapon.

Porter: No, I heard that part...what did you call this that I have on?

Officer: A skirt.

Porter: First off Smokey, this here is a kilt. And number two that isn't a weapon, that's my set lad.

Officer: Set of what, sir?

Porter: Fuck it.

Porter pulls up his kilt to show the officer that the alleged weapon is indeed his genetalia.

Officer: Oh my god..

Porter: Congratulations, lad. You've just seen the Loch Ness Monster. Now, as for the dark skinned lad that ran through here...he is a terrorist trying to smuggle diet pills into Ethiopia.

Officer: That's crazy...they don't eat anything..

Porter: My point exactly dumbass...

Officer: Wait, how do you know this?

Porter: He dropped this letter.

The officer reads it aloud.

Officer: Dear Mom, taking diet pills to Ethiopia...and to blow up some airplanes.

The officer starts to run while yelling on his walkie talkie. The scene switches to Joe running through the lines to the airplane. He turns and sees about 68 officers running at him. Joe screams and begins to sprint, trying to make it the airplane, but is clotheslined by a 6'7 500 lb lady officer. She picks Joe up and headbuts him knocking him out.

ABout this time Porter runs up and puts a foot on Joe.

Porter: Hey, Bigfoot, can you count to three.

Woman: Yes, I can you girlie man. 1, 2, 3....THink I'm stupid or something.

Porter: Nope, I just pinned him...thanks...he wants your number by the way.

Porter walks off with the title as the woman drags Joe behind the curtain at the baggage checks.

Subject: Re: The 24/7 Hardcore Championship June 20th 2008, 1:03 am

Porter walks off camera and into a spear from Joshua Williams and Williams covered.

1...2...3!

New 3x 24/7 Hardcore Champion: Joshua Williams

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