24/7 Championship

Ultimate Android runs in to Boofalanie Jone's office and snatches the belt, he runs out side and is decked by a security guard, who snatches the belt and runs. UA gets up and runs after the guard. When they get to the parking lot, the guard runs to a dead end and Android decks the guard with a kendo stick as a ref counts 1..2..3.

The Ultimate android turns around and gets thrillered onto a car Joe Santiago gets the pin

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and runs away!

King Clown notices Joe Santiago just attacked The Ultimate Android and wonders why, he see's Joe is holding the 24/7 Championship and spinebusters him through the Food Table.

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King Clown grabs the belt and locks himself in his locker room

Joe Santiago has the Janitor open King Clowns Locker room and when he does, King Clown hits the janitor with a chair Joe Santiago kicks King Clown and throws him into a Wall

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Joe Santiago takes the belt and King Clowns Wallet and runs.

Joe is running down the hall and all of a sudden BAM a cigar case hits joe in the face. Joe gets up quick but he shouldv'e stayed down. Right there CHANCE the samoan killing machine picked up Joe and gave him a samoan spike to the neck.

the ref counts

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Before Chance has a chance to celebrate St.Massacre Boots him in the head the chokeslams him into Big G. 1,2,3

St.Massacre gets in his car and drives away with the belt

Android wanders by and runs up to St. Massacre and gives him a Spine Buster! He lifts him up and powerbombs St. Massacre through the wall.
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Android runs off with the 24/7 Championship in hand!

Joe Santiago wonders how The Android spinebustered St.Massacre even though he drove off in his car. But doesn't care that much and hits the Android with a Chair then poured some coffee on him and gets the pin

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Joe Santiago takes the belt and gets in his limo and drives off!

Joe Lancaster sneaks into Joe Santiago's hotel room while Santiago is sleeping. Lancaster gently puts a finger on Santiago's chest and waves a ref over, who counts to 3.

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Having won the 24/7 belt, Lancaster holds it in the air triumphantly, then puts it back down next to Santiago, grabs Santiago's wallet from the dresser, and pulls out five bucks.

"There, Santiago, I let you buy your belt back from me!"

Joe Santiago wakes up the next morning, to room service.
when he opens the door he gets a spinning back fist to the head.

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Eric Walters takes the belt and Joe Santiago's breakfast and headt to the gym.

When Walters gets to the gym, he is attacked by a midget!
The midget goes crazy and head butts Walters in the whevos.
Android pulls back the midget and covers Walters for the
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Android hands the belt to a midget and tells him to go off and hide somewhere with it. The midget complies without arguement.

Joe Santiago fings android and and hits him with a ladder, he pins the android.
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Joe Looks around for the belt and remembers the midget has it.

The next day Joe Santiago was walking around with a lady midget, and as soon as the midget with the belt came out to see the lady midget Joe kicked him in the head and took the belt.

Joe Mama runs in and tossed a steel chair at Joe Santiago. Joe Santiago catches the chair and Joe Mama runs off with the 24/7 championship that Santiago had to drop in order to catch the chair. Mama runs off.

Joe Mama Runs down the hall looking behind himself for Joe Santiago and runs into a wall, Joe Santiago walks up and takes his belt back.

Android runs up and nails Santiago with a sledge hammer. He takes the belt and runs off.

Later on, Android is in the parking lot, he sees Joe chasing him, so he speeds up and turns the corner before Joe can see. Then he sees a hooker walking down the street. He throws the hooker out in front of Joe.

Hooker: That'll be $50.00

Joe: I don't have $50.00!

Android runs off as Joe argues with the hooker.

Joe Santiago hits the Hooker and follows Android, Android looks at Joe and is running fast he looks in front of him and runs into a wall Joe runs up and pins him.

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Joe picks up the belt and gets into a go cart and speeds off!

Joe Santiago reaches a toolbooth in his go-cart.

Voice: That'll be seventy cents.

Joe Santiago digs into his pocket and pauses, hopping out of the vehicle to beat up the pay booth attendent. Satisfied, Joe Santiago steps out of the toll both and Joe Mama leaps off the roof with a huracanarana, right into the pin. 1...2...3!

Joe Mama grabs the title and runs over to another lane, hopping on the side of a truck as it goes through.

Joe Mama drives his truck and gets into an accident when someone crashes into the side of his truck the driver from the other car pulls him out and pins him.

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he gets up and Freddy Blue Finger whacks him with frying pan

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Freddy takes the belt and get back into his limo.

Blue Fingers' limo stops at a red light.

Crimson Skull hits the child locks, and gets out of the driver's seat of the limo.

He walks back to the back of the limo, opens the door and pepper sprays the shit outta Blue Fingers..While Blue Fingers is writhing in pain, Crimson Skull takes the belt, puts it around his waist, and jumps on top of the limo and the ref who was following the limo in a cab gets out and counts, 1....2....3....Crimson Skull and the referee make their get away on a Fed Ex truck that was at the red light. The referee asks "Where We Goin?" Crimson Skull answers, "I dunno, but we are guaranteed to be there tomorrow!" he turns to the camera and gives a cheesy smile and thumbs up.

Meanwhile, Blue Fingers is cursing at his pain and the fact that he can't get out of the limo due to the child locks.

*The FedEx truck, cruising through Montana, apparently to deliver to one of the five people who live there, blows a tire while in front of the entrance to Bitterroot National Park. Crimson Skull and the JWF referee climb off, inspecting the tire.

Suddenly, a giant grizzly bear runs out of the forest and tackles Crimson Skull to the ground. Instead of attacking, though, the bear just licks his face playfully as Skull struggles to get free. The referee, seeing Skull's shoulders pinned under the bear, counts...

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The ref tries to hand the 24/7 championship to its new holder, the grizzly bear, when none other than Ranger Joe Rooney runs out of the forest and onto the scene!*

Joe: Hi, I'm Ranger Joe, and welcome to Monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntana! Say there, kiddo, seems ol' Mathilda has taken a liking to you! Did you know that grizzly bears are indigenous to no less than 20 of the 50 states in the U-S-of-A?

Skull: I don't care, get this damn bear off of me!!!

*Ranger Joe, using his woodland knowledge, starts rubbing the bear's belly, which it seems to rather enjoy. The bear rolls over onto its back, kicking its paws about playfully. With Rooney's hand on the overturned bear, the ref counts again...*

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The ref carefully takes the belt away from the bear and hands it to Ranger Joe. Joe looks baffled for a moment, then smiles his trademark smile.*

Joe: And now you know! Thanks to good ol' Ranger Joe!

*Ranger Joe tips his hat to the camera and walks back into the forest with Mathilda the bear following behind him.*

Out of nowhere Joe Santiago Whacks Ranger Joe with a park bench and pins him

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Joe Santiago takes a bear costume and quickly puts it on Ranger Joe

While the real bear takes advantage of Ranger Joe, Joe Santiago gets on his motorcycle and speeds off!

*Joe Santiago gets pulled over by the Montana Highway Patrol for speeding. The trooper looks suspicious about the belt Santiago is carrying, so he asks to inspect it. Santiago abashedly hands it over (along with his license and registration) and the cop goes back to his car. He takes a seat in the driver's seat...where Joe Lancaster is sitting next to him in the passenger seat.*

Cop: Is this your stolen property, Mr. Lancaster?

Lancaster: Why yes it is, officer! Thank you! Do me a favor, will you?

*Lancaster whispers something to the cop, who nods and gets back out of the car. He walks back over to Santiago with a referee following him...the cop pulls out his TAZER and tazes Santiago, who falls off of his motorcycle and writhes on the ground. Lancaster runs up and pins Santiago*

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*Lancaster jumps into the cop car and the cop drives him off, tossing Santiago's license and registration out the window.*

*An hour later, Lancaster gets out of the cop car and walks into his house. Before he can step inside, a bum sneaks up and breaks a bottle over his head. The bum steals the title and runs off to pawn it for booze money.*

Lancaster and the cop continue to drive when they here a helicopter. the helicopter sounds like it is getting closer and closer until finally it lands on top of the cop car stopping it in it's place. Joe Santiago jumps out the helicopter and pulls lancaster otu of the car and breaks a bottle over his head and goes for the pin.

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Joe Santiago gets back into the Helicopter and they take off, where? well im sure the next title holder will know!

Joe realizes that he forgot to fill up on gas before departing in his chopper.
So he is forced to stop at a remote location to fill up at a gas station. Joe walks into the gas station, and tells the attendant to fill it up. The attendant nods in agreement and spits his chew.
Joe goes in for a bathroom break. While in the bathroom he hears the door open and shut. A fellow in the next stall asks Joe to pass some T.P. under the stall. While Joe is passing it under the stall, the fellow grabs his hand, and yells "I Got Him!"
Crimson Skull rips the door off of the hinges, and starts to wail on Joe. Crimson Skull says, "Looks like you forgot to give us a courtesy flush there, Joe" and proceeds to give Joe a swirlie. Crimson Skull then takes the lid off of the toilet tank and decks Joe with it. Crimson Skull calls for a referee,
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Crimson Skull takes the belt and leaves Joe with his pants down. When Crimson Skull leaves, he tells the attendant that there is a man in the bathroom, out cold, with his pants down, ready to be taken advantage of. So the excited country fellow runs inside and Crimson Skull takes off in the chopper.

that skeleton feller gets low on gas for dat whirlie bird and has to stop in the hills.
while he is walking in for gas, monroe and clement take him by surprise and give him a dip in the lip.
monroe pins him and the ref counts
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monroe celebrates and clement gets upset, so clement gives monroe a homemade whine and squeezes the grapes, and monroe is down for da count..
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clement gets up only to be whacked in the head with momma's rollin pin, and momma covers clement
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momma yells at the boys to get der yeller bellied asses in the truck as she walks away with her belt...

Out of nowhere Joe Santiago jumps out of a bush and rolls Mama up for the pin

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Joe Santiago runs away with the belt.

That Joe whats-his-face is makin a get away with the belt and monroe and clement hop on hogs and try to chase him down. momma gets in the ford and the three of them corner joe against the barn.
momma walks over and wacks joe with a rollin pin and twists his ear.
"werent you learned no better than to tuck a lady's legs on the sabbath? lord hab mercy on yer pitiful soul for such a sin. you give yet?"
(joe) "never"
momma twists his ear even more this time.
(joe) "ok, ok, i give, mercy, mercy, take the belt."

momma hops in the ford and drives off

Momma stops when she sees a "gator rasslin" show is going on. As she goes to enter the building, she's ambushed by Joe Mama who hits her with a cross body block. The alligator runs out and stomps his one front foot on the ground three times. Joe Mama pays the alligator off with a sack of dead chickens and runs off with the 24/7 championship.

As he is running he hear's someone yell "Joe Mama's so fat that if she wears brown, everyone thinks UPS has brought them a package" The utter stupidty, and clear rip off of a Larry the Cable Guy joke stuns Joe Mama. This is good because the small masked figure in white is no Crimson Skull. El Gringo runs at Joe Mama and dropkicks his chest which sends Joe Mama staggering, but he doesn't fall. A Referee steps out of nowhere still in awe of the bad joke, but watching the match wintesses as the Candadian lucodor land the ruthless attack on Joe Mama's leg withs some low kicks, as Joe Mama falls to his knees, El Gringo Delivers a dropkick to Joe Mama's face. Joe Mama falls on his back, spread eagle as El Gringo goes for the pin

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El Gringo grabs the belt and runs towards a parked CalGary Flames Bus that is parked on th road.

Whil running towards the bus he gets flip piledrivered and pinned by V.I.P

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V.I.P Takes the belt and gets into the bus and it leaves.

V.I.P turns around and is hit with a led pipe by Brad Cornell. He grabs his hair. I am the newest wrestler and the future of this business I AM Brad Cornell. He picks him up and hits the Perfect Plan(RKO) HE pins him for the 1.2.3. "Stop the bus" He takes the belt and puts it over his shoulder. He steps off the bus and out into the city.

And the Bus Driver lumps on him and hits him with the Riding Down the street DDT.

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The Bus Driver waits for everyone to get off his bus and he drives away.

Brad takes a led pipe and as the bus goes by he jumps on it and smashes a window with the pipe. He climbs into the bus and he takes the bus driver and smashes his head into the steering wheel. he then throws him into the bus door. He delivers a hard superkick to the driver. He covers the driver for the 1...2...3.

He takes the title and gets off the bus.

While getting off the bus he trips and falls hard. A limo pulls up and Joe Santiago gets out and pins him.

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Joe gets back into the limo and it speeds off leaving everyone behind.

joe steps out of his limo looking behind him making sure no one is there and turns into the fist of the man lights out MAN SLAM!(sit down power bomb)yo a car

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the man walks away all cool with his first belt

Suddenly, the man is clubbed in the back of the neck by... Joe Mama! Joe Mama quickly hooks the man's arms and spins him around for an unprettier, throwing in another full spin, debuting his new finisher... Joe Mama's So Phat Driver!

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Joe Mama grabs the title and begins to run, when he spots a kid on his bicycle. Joe Mama shoves the kid off his bike and steals it! Joe Mama pedals for all he's worth in an attempt to escape the downed JWF superstars!

Joe Mama is pedaling away as he looks ahead of him he sees the real deal in the road....the real deal pulls up his kilt and a distracted joe mama crashes into the back of a car...
the real deal comes over and pins joe mama....

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he stands victorious, and says " thats what you get for looking at me lucky charms boy-o!"

As Macleod turns away from the scene he is greeted with a smilling Kaos who says "Boo!" Macleod turns to run and slams into the car that Joe Mama had hit. Kaos looks down and him and rolls his eyes. He picks him up and dusts him off. Macleod looks at him confused. Suddenly, Kaos kicks him as hard and he can in the groin. Macleod falls and Kaos covers him.
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Kaos has won the championship for the first time. He looks down at Macleod for a last time and says "Looks like you need more protection for ye lucky charms there boy-o!" He laughs to himself and walks off into the darkness.

Kaos is walking down a dark alley in all his new found pride for winning the title...Crimson Skull comes running at him and clotheslines him, he overturns a large dumpster on Kaos and leaps on top of it, the ref counts
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Crimson Skull lifts the dumpster as Kaos looks surprised...Crimson SKull tosses a razor to Kaos, "there you go emo bitch...you suck at life, nobody loves you, you should kill yourself..."
He walks aways as Kaos sobs and begins cutting himself

As Crimson Skull walks away, Kaos looks up through his tears and grows furious. He runs towards him and shoves him ito his knees. Kaos then cuts the sides of his mouth and grabs Skull by the face and begins to spit the blood into his face. While Skull is quickly trying to rid himself of the blood. Kaos pulls his pants down and pushes him over a fallen garbage can. He quickly pins him.
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Kaos stands up and throws his a PlayGirl magazine and says "Maybe your old friend Dr. Fucks Little Kids, will enjoy this!" He then runs away.

Crimson Skull gets up and pulls his pants up, while fighting off an interested hooker who was trying to get ahold of "THE MONSTER" and he says, come with me...Crimson Skull picks up the playgirl, which seems to have many overlyused pages, Kaos must be into that kinda thing...
But Crimson Skull catches up to Kaos and bulldogs him into the pavement he then pins him...
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he gets the hooker over there and she lays on top of kaos....kaos seems to enjoy this...he reaches into the hookers pants and is surprised to find a penis...but to no avail, Kaos is even more pleased

Suddenly, Kaos snaps out of the trance that Skull had placed on him to realize what he is doing. He begins to vomit and looks over to see Skull with Dr. Demento on his knees. Skull has a happy look on his face.Kaos screams "What the Hell!" And clotheslines Skull. He stands up and vomits once more. He then punches Dr. Demento and pins Skull.
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Kaos gets up and throws up again. He pulls Dr. Demento on top of Skull. "Now have you sick pleasures. I know Skull isnt young but I am sure he is hung like a toddler." Kaos runs into the exit of the building.

Skull wonders how dr. demento is there even though he is dead...but he shrugs his shoulders and gets up realizing that kaos has the title...so crimson skull goes into the building and into the bathroom...he goes into a stall and recognizes Kaos' feet...they seem to be jerking around and his legs are moving quite oddly...so crimson skull walks over to the glory hole and disguises his voice and tells kaos to put his mouth over here for a surprise...so Kaos does and crimson skull applies a mandible claw....
Kaos fights it but taps out, Crimson Skull takes the belt as Kaos weeps for his need for penis..

Kaos realizes he has been tricked and wants nothing to do with penis. He runs out of the stall and through the bathroom door. He walks down the hallway and hears a bed creaking in a room. He slowly opens the door to see Skull riding a charred, burnt body. Kaos gasps and says "You sick fuck!" Skull turns surprised and screams "Can't you see I am busy fucking my mother here." Kaos shuts the door and inhales deeply. He shuts his eyes and goes in punching. He feels his punches connect and opens his eyes to realize he hand knocked over a lamp. He turns and Skull runs at him naked screaming "I want that tight ass!" Kaos runs around the room and SKull trips over his mothers body, hitting his head on a table on the way down. Kaos places one finger on his forehead.
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Kaos takes the title and leaves the room. "Now that was some twisted shit!" He runs down the hallways looking in every direction.

The Real Deal is mentally scarred for the rest of his life witnessing what just happened he sees kaos running down the hall and he is looking behind him...the real deal hides beside a pop machine, he hears kaos approaching and trips him, kaos hits the ground and The Real Deal ponders on how to deal with him...He turns Kaos over on his back and TeaBags him, only in the Real Deal's case it is more of a Potato sack...he gets the pin,
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Porter gets up and walks away

Joe is backing up while looking at his dish washer, still cussing at the history the 24/7 title has just endured with Kaos and Crimson.

As he turns around he sees the tall shadows of Barelai Von'Vicious standing right in front of him. Joe startled for a second thinks "What the fuck is this shit?" before saying fuck it and starts to try to attack Barelai.

As Joe comes toward Barelai's schitzophrenia kicks in and he starts screaming at the voices talking to him.

Joe hears the first few words of Barelai's gibberish but cant make out what he wanted to do with the gardon hose, a monkey, a gardening rake, and Joe's Ass.

Puzzled and pissed Joe runs at Barelai only to get Fall Away Slammed through his own Kitchen Table.

Myles drags in the ref as Barelai goes for the pin.

The Ref counts

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Myles walks to the dish washer to get the title and drapes it across the shoulders of Barelai as the Dr's come to fasten him back up and take him away to his cell.

Barelai is in his cell, the doctors inform him of a visitor. Then the doctor is screaming for help. Then he comes crashing through the steel door. Graves walks over the doctor, followed by a referee. Barelai swings at Graves, Graves ducks underneath, to behind him. Then locks in The Depths of Dementia. The two fall to the ground, Barelai taps out as Graves stands up, picks up his newly won title, and walks away laughing.