24/7 Championship

As Graves exits the Sanitarium, still laughing over his victory, the wind begins to howl. He stops and looks up at the moon. It is blood red. Suddenly, he hears a whisper saying "Everyone will suffer....."He turns quickly, but nothing is there. He turns back around and is greeted with the tiwsted smile of Kaos. He headbutts Graves, who falls to the ground. Kaos then picks him up and performs the Broken Heart Plunge on him. Kaos looks at the lifeless body of Graves and smiles. He stands ove top of him and bends down to where they are face to face.

"Welcome Graves to the JWF!"

He then places a single hand on Graves forehead.
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Kaos stands and pushes his hair out of his eyes. He then begins to walk before disappearing in the distance.

Barelai enraged after what just happened walks out and sees Graves laying there without the title. He then picks graves up and performs the schitzo-driver on the pavement below.

He then sees somebody carrying his title in the distance and runs for them. Kaos not knowing anybody is behind him continues to walk slowly into the shadows. Barelai walks up behind him and turns him around. Immediatley after turning him around Barelai goes crazy. Speaking in tongues and beating himself in the head. After a few seconds of Kaos standing there watchin Barelai he is confused and dont know if he should kick Barelais ass or try to help. Barelai calms down and stands up and stares Kaos down. He looks and laughs and says "In due time my friend.....we will meet again." And he walks back to the toward sanitarium.

Kaos confused runs to catch up with Barelai and drapes the title over Barelai's shoulder. Kaos says Us Krazzies have to stick together. You watch my back and I'll watch yours and together we are unstopable.

Barelai laughs along with Kaos then then hug and walk back towards the sanitarium.

Graves stands up, his head bleeding. A look of fury comes over his face. The monster charges at Kaos and Barelai. He drops them both with a double clothesline. They get up, and try and fight off Graves. Kaos runs at Graves, Graves spears him, cutting him in half as his head whiplashes off the pavement.

Barelai charges at Graves, and is caught in the deadliest finisher in wrestling the "Necrotocasm" busting him wide open. Then puts his foot on his chest as the ref counts three. Graves picks up the title and walks away.

Barelai gets up infuriated about the fast count the ref just did. Barelai gets up and sees the ref standing over Kaos and he is gettin up. Barelai walks behind the ref and kicks him as hard as he can in the groin. He helps Kaos up and tells him that Graves will feel his pain.

Barelai without Kaos sees Graves walking in the distance. He then stretches out his arm with his hand open. Then turns his hand with his palm lookin at the clouded moon and closes his fist. Upon the closing of his hand the entire a circle of flames surrounds Graves. Barelai runs for Graves and gives him a running Big Boot. He lifts Graves up and locks in the Straight Jacket Stretch.

As the flames die down, Myles appears with a ref followed by Kaos with a In Loader. The ref raises Graves arm 3 times to declare him knocked out.

Kaos is digging a hole with his loader and it is unknown as to what the 2 are up to. As Kaos finishes the 6 feet hole, Barelai is making a cross with 2 tied together thick tree brances. The then pick Graves lifelss body up and throw him into the hole and bury him alive. Barelai then lifts the cross above his head and slams it into the ground, giving the grave of Graves a proper head stone.

Barelai then says Feel My Pain and walks away with Myles and Kaos.

[Criimson Skull walks over and digs graves back up...he lifts him by the shirt collar and wakes him up. he slaps him accross the face hard.]

"Thou Shalt Not Defy Thy Bretheren. "


[Crimson Skull then catches up to Kaos and Von'Vicious. He turns Kaos around and Hellhound Slams him. he looks at Von'Vicious.]

"Thou Shalt Not Align Thyself With Thy Enemy."

Crimson Skull walks off as Von'Vicious starts screaming and runs around, meanwhile running in the opposite direction. Kaos stands up and he is left alone.

Kaos stands, stranded in the desolate wasteland of his life. He looks around and sees nothing but shadows dancing around mocking him. Tears begin to steam down his mask and he clutches his face with his hands and begins to cry uncontrollabley. Suddenly, a deep, dark voice begins to speak to him.

"My son, you have the power to destroy everything in your path. Those who stand against you are nothing more than barriers. Face them and overcome them. They fall short on their own and must have large numbers to even come close to taking you down. It is time that you teach them all that chaos comes on the back on winged demons. It is time to outctretch your arms and let the fire rain from the Heavens. It is time to make and example."

Kaos stops crying and stares up at the moon. A smiling, horned face flutters across it. Kaos looks back down and sees Skull walking proubly in the distance. He becomes enraged and races towards him. He clotheslines him to the ground and looks down upon him. He stands over him and begins to punch him continusosly until blood pours from under the skull mask. Kaos then stands up and pulls out a razor blade. He turns it in his hands and looks down at Skull. He picks up his arms and runs the razor across his wrists. He watches as the blood pours from Skull.

Kaos throws his arms back and screams. Fire fills the scene and when it is done Kaos and Skull have disappeared.

Unfortunately, KAOS forgot to pick up the 24/7 Championship! Joe Mama runs in and grabs it and runs off.

Ref: Hey, you gotta pin or mak someone submit to earn the belt!

Joe Mama ponders his options for a second and then tackles the ref and grabs his right arm and begins twisting it furiously with a dreaded Indian Ropeburn!

Ref: AAAH! UNCLE... UNCLE!

Joe Mama grabs the title and holds it up victoriously.

Joe turns around and is kicked in the face by Graves who pins him, and picks back up the belt.

The ref then thanks him, Graves smiles mischiviously and kicks the ref in the face as he walks off.

Barelai Von'Vicious is wondering whats goin on because he has the title with him as Crimson nor Kaos ever took it from him. He then realizes that Crimson left a fake title to create confusion long enough for him to get away.

Kaos sees Barelai holding the title belt and rambling to himself. Kaos looks compassionately upon him, but shakes it off. He shouts Barelai's name and as he does Kaos punts a toy baby doll at him. It hits him in the face and then Kaos spears him and covers him for the title.
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Kaos looks down at him and places a black rose on his chest. He then takes off running.

Kaos is running away and Crimson Skull is hiding behind a dumpster. when Kaos approaches, Crimson Skull trips him....
"Even Angels Fall Biotch."

Crimson Skull pins him....
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Crimson Skull lays a tape recorder on Kaos and runs off....
Kaos gets up and listens to the tape recorder...
"Hello Kristofer...I want to play a game..."

Kaos lies on the ground from the clothesline from Barelai. As Barelai runs past him Kaos trips him and Barelai falls to the ground flat on his stomach. Kaos stands up and suddenly is knocked back over by Crimson Skull. Skull jerks the downed Barelai's pants off and begins to go at sucking his deformed cocks. Kaos looks at this in disgust and kicks the back of Skull's head jamming him headfirst into Barelai's crotch. This chokes Skull and he falls back. Barelai Holds on to his penis and Kaos steps on his chest.
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Kaos smiles down at Skull.

"Guess Demento rubbed off on you."

Kaos laughs and runs off.

Crimson Skull looks around and sees a small Voodoo doll looking exactly like him. He looks on the tag and it says "Von'Vicious Creations"....Crimson Skull then realizes what just happened, Von'Vicious was making him live out his sick fantasies...
crimson Skull then walks around a corner and sees Von'Vicious staring up at the sun blankly...he walks over to him in peace. He hands him a note that says
"For Important info turn to other side."
Von'Vicious turns it over. it says
"For Important Info turn to other side."
Von'Vicious's stupidity taking the best of him, he continues to do so growing angrier as he does so...
Skull turns another corner and kaos is cutting himself...screaming..."I WISH I WAS THE ONE SUCKING THAT ENORMOUS PENIS...CUZ IM AN EMO FAG AND NOBODY LOVES ME AND THE WORLD IS OUT TO GET ME...I MISS HAVING NOTTY'S TINY PENIS RAMMED UP MY ASS EVERYDAMNDAY...WHY CANT I GET MY THIRST FOR SEMEN FULFILLED?"
Crimson Skull shudders at hearing this and hides and starts whispering...
"Hey there paper boy...i got a big ol penis that needs a suckin and a fuckin if you wanna come on over."
Kaos jumps up on instinct and runs to find the voice only to be caught up in a Hellhound Slam...Skull Pins him..
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He takes the belt and says calmly...
"SILLY FAGGOT EMO....DICKS ARE FOR CHICKS"
skull runs off...

Barelai finally gets the joke on the paper and chuckles to himself then eats the paper. He then walks over to his collection and sees that somebody has been playin with his Voodoo dolls and becomes enraged!

He then sees Kaos lying there seemingly unconcious making sucking noices with his lips tucked in. He ponders to himself then shrugs it off because he doesnt see the 24/7 title laying near him.

Barelai then realizes that Crimson must have the title so he immediately goes on the hunt. Over in a dark corner he sees Crimson sitting in a chair getting head from his Queen Tamara. Seeing that Tamara is naked, he decides that he is finally goin to find out what pussy tastes like. Ever so quietly he gets down on all 4s and craws over to Tamara and sticks his head up near her cootch, and sticks his tongue out ready to lick it like a lolipop. As he gets closer and closer to fulfilling his dream he begins to hear calls coming from within her twalley.

Barelai stops and listens, examining in everyway he possibly can without gettin any closer. He realizes that the voice he hears is indeed the real Notty Pine crying for help. "HELP!! I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN THIS WHORES CUNT FOR AGES!! IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE!!! LET ME THE FUCK OUT!!"

Barelai not wantin to leave a fallen man behind starts punching Tamara in the punani trying to free Pine! Tamara lets out a ear popping scream in pain and sees Barelai beatin her pussy like it owes him money!

Crimson gets up and starts to stomp Barelai. Barelai hops quickly to his feet and gets away. Chasing after Barelai, Crimson trips over his pants that are around his ankles and falls, breaking his penis.

Barelai looks at him and laughs and pins him 1...2......3.

As Crimson is cryin over his broke penis, Barelai runs away watchin out for the Chaotic Kaos.

Kaos snaps out of his trance and looks around. He curses Skull for using one of Barelai's voodoo dolls to maek Kaos gay, which has been a sick wish of Skull's for years. Kaos jumps to his feet and walks around to corner to see Skull and Tamara lying ont eh ground holding their crotches. Kaos begins to laugh uncontrolably. He wipes tears away from his eyes.

"I guess the herpes has caught up to you both."

Kaos walks away and sees Barelai standing trying to devour the title. kaos walks over and takes it from him and shakes his finger at him. Barelai looks at him, turning his head slightly. Kaos then smacks Barelai over the head with the title. Kaos then makes the pin.

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Kaos stands up and lays a cheeseburger and fries on Barelai's chest. He then walks over to a car, which just by chance has the keys in it. He starts the car and drives off, with his arm out the window allowing the title to flow beside the car.

Crimson Skull is still in pain but he scoots over close to tamara's cunt...he leans in and listens, nodding and asking "is that so? oh...ok...i cant hear you something is in the way."
Crimson Skull reaches in and pulls out the urn. he continues "Ok, now what? oh give you and hand? ok."
Skull reaches in again and pulls out graves.
"Damn, Graves, I wondered where you had been. ok i got to catch up with kaos."
Skull helps Tamara up and the two make a getaway. They flag down a taxi which skull removes the driver from the vehicle. He then speeds off in the direction that kaos went. Tamara and Skull pass a playground with a lot of children and start talking about starting a family when they see kaos taunting little girls with candy trying to get them to come to his car. Skull screeches to a halt and hops out of the car grabbing a tire iron. he runs over and starts wailing on the little girl, beating her to a bloody pulp with the tire iron. kaos screams.
"What are you doing to that little girl?"
Crimson Skull replies, still beating her lifeless corpse.
"That bitch had a gun."
kaos looks puzzled.
"Really?"
Crimson Skull stops and looks at Kaos.
"no"
crimson skull hits Kaos between the eyes with the tire iron. and pins him.
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Crimson Skull and tamara hop in a van and take off, a black guy with a mowhawk is driving and an old guy smoking a cigar is laughing..he looks at Tamara and Skull...
"I just love it when a plan comes together..."

Barelai comes to and sees the buger and fries laying next to him. He grabs them as he gets up. Once on his feet he takes a whomping bite out of the burger then stuffs some fries back in his mouth as well. A look of disgust comes over his face as she begins to spit. He takes a cup from a near by water despenser coolers and walks into the nearby bathroom. he walks to the urinal still spittin and pisses in the cup. He then looks toward the camera and says that stuff tasted like shit as he then drinks the cup of urine. "AHHHHH Refreshing!"

After Barelai gets the horrible taste of fast food out of his mouth he re-enters the hunt for Kaos. He sees a little girls bicycle parked nearby the arena and jumps on it peddling in the direction that Kaos and skull went.

He arives at the park to see in utter disgust Kaos in a orgy with a park full of young girls and boys. He takes the bike, rips the streamers off and flings it at the orgy, hitting several of the kids and Kaos right in the face.

Back on the hunt for Crimson, Barelai feasts upon the streamers seeing burned rubber tire marks that appear to be from a van. Barelai then says to himself...If I was a Skeleton and a Loose cunted whore...where would I be? Suddenly it hits him and he takes off running.

He arrives at Anna Nicole Smiths house and sees the van of goons parked outside without Crimson and Tamara. He walks up the the van and takes a bite mark out of the rear left tire. It explodes and knocks him back 5 feet or so.

He gets up and dusts himself off as the goons get out to see what is amist with their van. Barelai begins speaking gibberish talkin about how they fuck each other while licking female dog pussy. The two goons infuriated that their secrete is out run at Barelai only to recieve a double Big Boot!

Barelai picks himself up and walks into the house. Anna Nicole greets Barelai and he smacks her so hard she puts all her weight back on! He then sees Crimson and Tamara and dives at the both of them. The double clothesline knocked Tamara out. Crimson however continued to try to fight for his life.

Barelai then tags Crimson in his broken penis! Crimsin in agonizing pain falls to the ground holding his groin! Barelai walks to the kitchen and grabs a blender then makes his way back to the living room.

He depants Crimson and shoves his "Monster" in the blender and turns it on! Crimson passes out in pain. Barelai goes for the pin 1...2...3!

Knowing that Crmison and Tamara will be a problem with him later, he looks over at Anna Nicole and begins to laugh demonically. He grabs her and rips all her clothing off. Then walks over to Tamara and crams her up the cunt of Anna Nicole!! Still laughing he makes Tamara's new resident Crimsons as well.

Barelai then grabs his belt and walks toward the door. He turns around and looks at his work and laughs. Then says, There my wedding present! A new home! Then walks away!

Kaos gets up from the shot that Barelai had delt him and shakes his head. He looks around at the kids and licks his lips, but decides it is time to get down to business. he runs over to the road and hitches a ride. A hippie van pulls up and in it are a group of people and a dog. Kaos sits down in the back and the dog looks at him.

"Ru oh Rhaggy, rooks rike re have a reirdo."

The dog then begins to laugh along with a tall, slender guy in a green shirt and bell bottoms. The people up front continue to stare out the front window, but one in a orange turtleneck turns around to question Kaos.

"Jinkies mister what happened to your face?"

Kaos grabs his head and screams. The van comes to a halt and the camera zooms out to shot the outside. Blood is suddenly splatter on the windows and Kaos jumps out the back holding the decapitated head of the dog. He laughs and throws it back into the van. He then goes around to the driver side and pulls out the corpse of a man with blonded hair. Kaos speeds away and pulls up to Anna Nicole's house. He jumps out and runs up to the door. As he opens it he sees Anna Nicole nude and squatting. Suddenly, two slimy bodies fall from her gaping vagina. Kaos's eyes grow wide and he begins to vomit. He looks back at the bodies to see it is Tamara and Skull. He stares at them and walks out the door, to see Barelai shitting in his hands and eating it. Kaos looks stunned and under his breath says "What the hell?"

Kaos then runs over to Barelai and pushes him over. Kaos then lays one finger on him.
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Kaos stands up and notices a shit stain on his pants. He quickly removes them and runs screaming with the title

Crimson Skull looks around at the placenta pool surrounding him and tamara and starts to throw up all over the place. he then notices the national geographic reporters with cameras and flips the camera off. he picks tamara up and they go looking for kaos...they step out and see barelai knocked out with a shit eating grin. literally.
they see a faint and far away kaos running with his arms flailing over his head. he is running towards a beach and doesnt seem to care about the people he is running towards
Skull and tamara follow shortly after and a guy is riding a bike towards them, the man on the bike is too busy paying attention to kaos running away and runs his bike off the road. Skull and tamara takes the bike from him.
"Hey you can have my bike!"
(crimson skull) "What are you gonna do sue me?"
(man) "Yeah."
(crimson skull) "Well come and knock on our door, we will be waiting for you."
they take off on the bike and catch up with kaos, crimson skull leaps from the bike and takes Kaos down, Tamara stops the bike. Skull throws sand in kaos' eyes...Skull then hellhound slams kaos on the beach and pins him...
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They take off on the bike as the binoculars come off the camera...inside that building an old man is smiling and an old woman is standing beside him...."OH STANLEY..."

Barelai snaps out of his shit eating fantasy and grows very angry. He steps up to his feet and begins his quest on gettin his title back. He makes his way out to the road only to witness a funeral line going passed him. He then smiles and takes off runnin towards the hearse. He catches up with the morbid vehicle and elbows the driver side window out. The driver tries to hit the gas to get away but to no avail. Barelai pulls the driver out through the driver side window while holding on to the car as it still is moving along at a rapid pace. He then opens the door and stops the hearse and puts it in park. He gets out and goes back to the back and opens the back door. He then pulls out the casket and opens it, pulls out the dead body and tosses it over in the road. A speeding coal truck comes out of nowhere and runs over the body spreading the remains all over the pavement. Barelai laughs to himself, then throws the casket back in the hearse, jumps in the driver seat, then takes off for Crimson and Kaos.

As he's driving he sees Kaos standing in the road signallying for help. Barelai says in a calm voice "Fuck this twisted fuck I've had enough of his shit!" and runs his ass over!

Barelai leans over to see if the vehicle title is in the glove box because he is very hungry and sees a gun. He then looks up and sees Stanly and his wife lookin out the window. He stops the hearse and unloads the gun in their geezer ass carcuses. Then laughs and says "Old bastards!" then continunes to go after Crimson.

Barelai sees Crimson and Tamara riding along in front of him on the bike, not knowing that he is behind them. He then picks up spead maxin the hearse at its top speed and crashes right into the bike.

Tarama flies through the air and lands on a steel picked fence sending the stakes right through her heart killing her on the spot.

Crimson flys through the air and hits a tree. He looks over at his dead soon to be bride, laying there without a breath left in her to utter any last words. Crimson craws over to her to kiss her goodbye as Barelai steps on his back. He then turns Crimson over and stomps him as hard as he can right in the face. Then pins Skull 1...2.......3.

Barelai picks up his newly won, and blood covered title and walks over to Tamara and pulls her lifeless carcus off the picked fence stakes and throws her over his shoulder. He looks at her lifeless arm and starts to salivate a little. He then lifts her arm up and takes a bite out of it, ripping the skin and meat from her bones. With her blood pouring down his chin, he carries her body over to the hears and opens the back then opens the casket throwing her in.

He looks back to glance at Crimson laying there mostionless..then laugh, jumps the the hearse, and rides away.

Porter sees the hearse driven by that Von'Vicious lad, and Porter pulls up his kilt and causes barelai to wreck. porter runs over and pins barelai after pulling him from the wreckage.
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porter runs away

crimson skull sees barelai speed off but the dumbass forgot to shut the back door of the hearse and the casket comes out of the back of it, busting on the pavment. he gets up and wobbles over to tamara who is lifeless on the pavement. he sheds a tear, wait...no...thats a bead of sweat...and wipes it away. he looks around and sees a little kid playing in a yard, he walks over and rips the boys arm away from the elbow's joint. he then proceeds to cut away a chunk of flesh to cover the bite from barelai, and he puts a piece on her chest and her back to clog the bleeding hole...he then sighs and pulls out a grim reaper manual. he flips through the pages, mumbling to himself.
"how to resurrect after being burned, resurrection after burial, death by bees, car accidents, dead bitches...ah, there we go..."
he then follows his finger down the page reading each direction carefully.
"ah..of course i should have known that would fix it."
he reads on, "Caution if not followed properly, may increase bitch's sex drive."
skull shares a glance with the camera and smirks. he points to the sky and then at tamara, a lightning bolt comes out of the sky and strikes her. she is then awakened and has a cataclysmic orgasm while being resurrected...crimson skull says this may come in handy for the honeymoon..
after she has finished her little spell, they continue on the hunt for barelai...they stop a short bus and get on telling the driver to go to the nearest sewer. skull turns around to see several drooling faces staring into blank space. an unusually perky lady stands up and says, "ok it is time for a song....the wheels on a bus go round and round, round and round..."
she continues on and the others join in "the wheels on bus...goo...round....round.....round and wheels bus....on round...goo....derrrr"
Skull snaps and begins goin on a rampage. the camera shows the outside view of the bus, as it starts rocking, a few faces are planted forcefully against windows and some are repeatedly slammed into the windows. the bus stops at a red light where an accident has occured, barelai is standing outside a crumpled hearse naming out red yellow and green as the lights change. he then starts poking himself in the eye repeatedly and saying ow...skull shakes his head and says "PANCAKES" barelai snaps out of it and walks towards the bus. barelai walks on the driver's side to see what the noise is but Skull opens up the STOP sign on the bus and it knocks barelai down. Skull goes for the pin
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Skull drags Barelai on the bus and piles the slow ones on top of him and tells the bus driver to go far far away very fast. Skull and tamara wave as the short bus goes on.
(tamara) "will he be ok?"
(skull) "Somehow i think he will feel right at home..."
As they are waving, porter walks by and waves thinking they are waving at him, skull says, "hey you forgot this." and tosses the belt to porter, pporter simply says "Damn it boy-o..take it easy on me..."
skull walks over to porter and gives him the finger poke of doom, porter passes out.
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Skull takes the belt back and leaves with tamara

Barelai comes to and pushes the special children off of him and breaks out into a chorus of The wheels on the bus. He then realizes he was pinned and pulls himself up and runs to the front of the bus. He then opens the door and jumps out landing on a flock of nuns. Pissed because one of their crosses stabbed him in the arm, he sets them all on fire!

Barelai runs back to his hearse and sees that it is still drivable. Laying on the ground next to his vehicle is Porter Macleod. Barelai can see EVERYTHING of Porter because his Kilt is up around his waiste. Barelai then puts his hand down his pants and pulls out a handful of his own body lice aka crabs and throws them on Porter's bag and pipe!

He then jumps in his hearse and hunts for Crimson and his undead bitch Tamara. While driving along he sees Crimson and Tamara laying in a gazeebo. Barelai parks the hearse and gets out and creeps upon them. When he gets close enough to see them both fairly well, he notices that Tamara has a penis and is butt fucking Crimson! Barelai refrains from laughing and gets closer and closer. As Tamara is ready to bust a nut with her new equipment she pulls it out and jizzes all over Crimsons back! Barelai now laughin and throwing up at the same time thinks to himself that he almost ate that bitch out and didnt see a penis earlier and grows very confused!

Barelai picks up the concrete steps leading into the gazeebo and throws them at Tamara and Crimson, smacking her right in the face and hittin him in the back of the head. Barelai then walks over to Crimson with some rubber gloves on and rolls him over to get the 1...2.....3 count.

He takes off his gloves and picks the belt up and runs into the shadows.

Crimson Skull gets up and looks around, he had been knocked out for quite a while, the last thing he remembered was tamara running towards him...he realizes the title is gone and he realizes barelai has taken the title...he then reads the grim reaper manual and reads, he then points at tamara twice and she is struck with lightning twice...
skull walks over and unzips her pants and looks, he sees a very nice and very tight vagina...he smiles then goes on the hunt for barelai.
Skull sees a beat up hearse stopped at a STOP sign. the dumbass doesnt know that he can move on. skull grabs a tire iron and walks up to the driver side window and busts the window out meanwhile clocking barelai out as well.
he pulls barelai out and gets the pin.
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skull gets the belt and runs off.

Feeling a little left out becuse hey even El gringo had held the 24/7 title, and feeling a little jacked up with being in prison for the last 48 hours. Notty sets out on a mission to capture the title. Taking a hint from a one arm man Notty finds both a hearse, and a gazebo with a passed out Tamara showing off her cable box. Notty smiles, and moves towards her then thinks, and says out loud, "Been there done that, sent the pictures to penthouse.." He takes a piece of paper out of hjeans pocket and lays the paper on her face, "t quote Vince Mchahon I WANT A DIVORCE!" he walsk off in search of Crimson Skull first at a H.I.M. concert, then at a tribute concert to The Misfits finally he comes back to the Gazebo to find the Skull breathing heavily over Tamara, "My god man you are about to marry her wake her the fuck up jack ass!"

He then runs at the crimson skull and performs a old school crossbody into the Skull. A Referee runs out of the bushes for a unknown reason his pants are down, and there is something gleaming in the mid section. Anywho he counts

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Notty jumps up, and looks at the ref, "I've been in prison for 48 hours, not 48 years, put on your god damn pants."

Notty is picked up by a mysterious rehead in New Jersy devils Hockey Jersy

Feeling a little left out becuse hey even El gringo had held the 24/7 title, and feeling a little jacked up with being in prison for the last 48 hours. Notty sets out on a mission to capture the title. Taking a hint from a one arm man Notty finds both a hearse, and a gazebo with a passed out Tamara showing off her cable box. Notty smiles, and moves towards her then thinks, and says out loud, "Been there done that, sent the pictures to penthouse.." He takes a piece of paper out of jeans pocket and lays the paper on her face, "to quote Vince Mchahon I WANT A DIVORCE!" he walks off in search of Crimson Skull first at a H.I.M. concert, then at a tribute concert to The Misfits finally he comes back to the Gazebo to find the Skull breathing heavily over Tamara, "My god man you are about to marry her wake her the fuck up jack ass!"

He then runs at the crimson skull and performs a old school crossbody into the Skull. A Referee runs out of the bushes for a unknown reason his pants are down, and there is something gleaming in the mid section. Anywho he counts

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Notty jumps up, and looks at the ref, "I've been in prison for 48 hours, not 48 years, put on your god damn pants."

Notty is picked up by a mysterious rehead in New Jersy devils Hockey Jersy, driving south in 2006 mercedes benz

Barelai is wondering how Pine got out of Tamara's enormous punani. Seemingly shaken it off and forgetting about it he begins his search for the embarassment that is Notty Pine.

Upon entering his man hunt he thinks to himself that maybe the Pine trapped inside Tamara was indeed the 3rd Stooge of the 3 Pine Stooges! He then laughs to himself wantin to unite them so he can be entertained.

Barelai spots the 06 Benz heading right for him. He dives right onto the car goin through the windshield on Pine. Pine and his red head friend fighting to get Barelai out are terrified for their lives. The driver then swerves off the road and flips the Benz 5 times, landing it on its top.

Barelai hobbles out and laughs as he sees the redhead decapitated head laying over in the bushes. He then walks over and grabs the head, chewing on it while walking over to the passenger side. He pulls Pine out and covers him for the 1....2......3.

He drags pine motionless body back to the road and sees his hearse parked in the handicap parkin place. He sees a parking tickent on his windshield and doesnt understand why he has a ticket because he himself is handicapped. He shrugs it off and eats the ticket, then throws Pine in the Hearse and takes off goin back looking for Tamara.

Upon finding Tamara, she is still laying unconcious with Crimson in the gazeebo. He pulls Pine out of the Hearse and drags him over the the King and Queen of Crimson. He lays pine down and unclothes Tamara. He then notices that she still has a penis! He laughs and thinks seriously about eating it!

He forgets that thought and begins to stuff Pine back up into his Placenta home. He then continues his search for the 3rd Stooge, walking away with his newly won 24/7 title.

Crimson Skull walks by and sees Von'Vicious looking at Notty's ass awkwardly. Skull ponders at this until Von'Vicious tells him what happened. Skull nods his head and thinks for a minute. As is if a light bulb went off in his head, skull smirks as he has an idea. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a rabid, caged weasel. The weasel is reaching throught the cage bars trying to attack Skull, but Skull shakes his finger at the weasel.
"No, No Sparky, Bad weasel."
the weasel stops and looks down ashamed, skull then instructs the weasel to go and retrieve the title.
Skull opens the cage as the weasel climbs up notty's ass. Notty's body begins to move around as a struggle is going on, Skull grabs some clorox wipes as sparky the one eyed wonder weasel comes scurrying back out.
"Did you pin him sparky?"
the weasel shakes his head yes and reveals the belt.
"good."
Skull stomps on the weasel, and the ref counts.
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Skull walks away with the belt as he is cleaning it with the clorox wipes, and he is trying to shake the weasel guts off of the bottom of his shoe.

Barelai walks into the Crimson Palace and sees Crimson and Tamara laying there asleep. He sneaks in makin sure to vewy vewy quiet. Then in comes Marie dressed in a sluttin ref constume.

Barelai gently lays one finger on Skulls chest as Marie gently counts the 1...2....3!

Marie Hops into Barelai's arms after grabbing her mans newly won 24/7 title. as they walk out of the master bed room they are kissing passionately as they walk into the bed room next door to start a "trheesome" with the 24/7 belt.

As Barelai and Marie are indulging their lust with the belt a light begins to seep under the door. Barelai looks up just as the light becomes immense and the door is blasted from its hinges. Barelai jumps to his feet knocking Marie, who has a look of fear upon her face while covering her eyes, to the floor. Kaos steps through the doorway, his white and black hair covering his face. He looks at Barelai and smiles, pushing his hair back. Barelai says a few obscentities under his breath and charges towards Kaos. Kaos holds up his left hand and light flows forth knocking Barelai back against the wall, leaving him unconscious. Kaos then walks over and puts his hand on Barelai's head and begins to say a prayer under his breath.
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Kaos then turns and looks at Marie. He walks over to her and pushes her hair out of her eyes. She looks even more afraid. Kaos begins to tell her it is alright and soothing her. He places his hand on her head and a small light comes from under his hand and covers Marie. For a brief second she is transformed back into her younger self. Kaos smiles and removes his hand. Marie, now back to her aged body, jumps to her feet and runs out into the hallway. Kaos grabs the title belt and light bursts forth from his body blinding the camera. When the light is gone, Kaos is nowhere to be seen.

Barelai gets up and cusses because of the angelic freak just took his title and scared his woman. He then calls upon his master Satan himself.

Barelai enters his catatonic state and falls contortin his body into a pretzle shape making all kinds of wierd haunting noises.

We then hear to voice of the demigod himself.

Satan: Barelai, In order to prevent the light powers of Kaos all you have to do is cut of his white wing. After this he will no longer be able to use the power of the heavenly lights

Barelai then unties himself as the voice fades. He lifts himself up and goes on the hunt for Kaos. He knows that Kaos will not turn his head to evil at this point in time so he summons hundreds of hellish ghouls.

While Kaos is killing off all the ghouls and blessing their soul, Barelai grabs a machette and runs for Kaos and cuts off his angelic white wing.

Kaos falls as if the power of the Heavens have left him and Barelai walks over and pins his fallen angel ass. The ref counts 1...2....3.

Barelai then gets up and sets fire to his angelic wing making sure that there is now way Kaos can somehow sew it back on. He takes the ashes, along with his Lady Marie to the nearest cement truck and tosses them inside. Then walks away.

As Kaos is lying in a pool of blood from the stump that is left of his wing, the voice of light begins to speak to him.
"Wake my child. The wing is not what controls your powers. It is your heart that has the power within. Do not let the evil play your mind to think in ways that you know are not correct. Stand and realize you are as strong as ever. You must show them the light, my child. Show them the way."
Kaos pushes himself off the ground and pushes his hair out of his eyes. He nods his agreement with the voice and shakes his head expelling the lies. He reaches around to his back to feel the wing has returned. He smiles and laughs to himself. He looks over to see Barelai and Marie walking off. He points his hand at Barelai and the light surrounds him in a tight grasp. Kaos then jerks his hand and Barelai flies through the air and lands in front of Kaos.
Kaos bends down and pushes the hair out of Barelai's eyes. He then places his hand on Barelai's head and begins to pray. Then in a gentle voice he speaks.
"Barelai, we go back ages. You must listen to me. Your soul is tainted as mine once was. You must let go of the forces that bind you to the evil. You must regain control of yourself. You are simply a puppet now, as you have always been. Let go!"
Barelai screams, as does Kaos. Light floods over them both and everything goes into silence. When the light diminishes Barelai is seen to be crying and Kaos is soothing him.
"Sleep, Barelai. You know the path that you must take. Take it. Do not look back. I follow in the shadows."
Kaos places a hand on Barelai's chest as he falls into a deep slumber.
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Kaos stands and walks towards Marie. When he reaches her he holds his hand out for the belt, she gives it to him. He moves her hair out of her eyes and kisses her forehead. He then speaks to her.
"Marie, don't allow this to continue. You know what you see when you stare into a mirror is not you. You have been made into what they want. Don't allow your soul to suffer for the ignorance of others. Please Marie take my hand and find the light. Please, I beg of you!"
Marie hesitantly gives her hand to Kaos. When their hands interlock, light pours from them. They begin to walk off and as they do Marie is transformed into her younger self. Kaos still holding her hand looks down and smiles at her.
"I will take you to get some ice cream, okay beautiful. Don't worry the light protects us."
They then continue to walk towards the horizon.

Skull is walking shadows and sees barelai lying on the ground crying. he goes over to see what is wrong with him and barelai fills him in on the story. so skull nods in agreement and thinks for a moment. skull then props Barelai up against a wall and Skull turns his own back towards the camera. The camera can see Barelai's face.
Skull lifts his mask up and barelai screams in horror and then snaps back into the being he once was. Barelai then sits patiently as Skull promises to bring his future bride, marie back to barelai.
skull speaks to barelai
"indeed the three of us all go way back, but you have found more power with me and it is because of me that you have found love. My son, do not believe the lies of your foe. i shall return."
Skull then follows in the tracks of Kaos and Marie. if this had been the old Kaos, he would fear that Kaos was trying to take advantage of a minor, but seeing as he is holier, but not catholic, he doesnt worry.
Skull sees Marie and Kaos skipping down the street eating ice cream. Skull then beckons for Kaos to stop and Kaos does so. Marie snapping out of her trance then runs off away from the two of Kaos and Skull. Skull simply walks up to Kaos and stands face to face. Skull speaks to him.
"This is not your place, nor your pawns to fool with, my Dynasty has taken pity on you, Shadow Walker, leave us be, before you are plummeted back to the depths of hell."
Kaos begins covering his eyes, mouth, and ears as he speaks and repeats over and over again.
"Here no, See no, Speak no EVIL!"
This goes on for a few moments until Skull headbutts Kaos and delivers a Hellhound Slam and pins him..
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Skull picks up the belt and hovers over Kaos.
"You once had a great purpose, you were the Key, but now, you are the enemy. Stay out of my affairs Shadow Walker, and you will continue to live."
Skull turns around and sees a young Marie playing hopscotch, he rolls his eyes and points to her, the lighning hits her and returns her to her normal state. She is wearing a school girls outfit that would have fit her at the young age, but now her tatas are pushing out the top and the skirt is far too short. but she gallops beside her father as they return to Barelai.

Kaos stands up from the hellhound slam and rubs his forehead. A knot has formed from the headbutt and Kaos sits shaking his head, feeling as though he has failed. He puts his hands over his face and suddenly a light flows over him. The voice returns and speaks to him.
"My child, Victor knows not what he has become. He does not realize that he has fallen far from grace and must make a drastic change before the time grows nie. With each passing moon the end grows nearer. You have not failed me, his heart is cold and stone. You must find a way to make him see the light. You must, Shadow Walker."
Kaos stands and races towards Skull and Marie. Marie glances back and sees him and takes off running. Skull stops and waits for Kaos to approach him. They come face to face. Kaos has a serious look upon his face and begins to speak rapidly to Skull.
"Victor, just as Barelai and I, we go back many years. You was the one to show me the dark, allow me to be the one to show you the light my friend. I do not hate you, in fact I see within you what others do not. You are hurt, my friend. Damaged from a brutal life and I sympathize with you. I have had trials and tribulations as well. But I have found the way. I know that your heart is stone, but their is always a crack in stone. I see how you look upon Tamara and Marie. You love them, not in a sinful way, but the way a husband loves his wife and child. Just allow me to heal you, my friend. Please!"
Kaos raises his hand and places it on Skull's shoulder. Light consumes SKull and when the light is gone Skull no longer wears the mask. His face is not hideously disfigured. It is masculine and a sparkle hangs in his eye. This last only a brief second before Skull knocks Kaos's hand from his shoulder and kicks him in the somach. This is followed by a hellhound slam and a pin. Skull retains the title.
As he turns to walk away Kaos grabs his pants weakly and speaks.
"I love you my friend. Please, before it is to late. Do it for your mother. Do it for all those that loved you. Do it for Tamara and Marie. Save them. Please!"
Skull kicks his foot loose and Kaos begins to cry. Skull looks down at the ground as if thinking, but ignores it and walks away to find Marie and go to Barelai.

Skull sighs and turns around to walk back towards Kaos. He looks at the title and lays it on Kaos.
"This could go on for eternity us turning each other into this and that. and i don't have that much time to spare, azreal."
Skull throws his arms back as the vortex from within his closet swirls around him and swallows him up, the next time we see skull as the one that has always been in the JWF. Skull then looks down at Kaos and shakes his head.
"Such a wasted use of your powers...You could have been my son, but you chose a different path. and for that, i pity you."
Skull walks away.

Suddenly the clouds overhead block out the light from the sun and everything is dipped into darkness. Kaos raises up and a look of pure hatred has crossed his face. His eye of darkness grows black as the heart of the devil and the light is fading form his. The scars grow more obvious upon his face. Kaos jumps to his feet and runs to Skulll.
Turning him around, Kaos kicks Skull in the midsection and performs the Broken Heart Plunge on him. Kaos stares at Skull and stands over him for a second, before reaching into his pocket to pulls out a razor blade. He flips Skull over and carves an upside down cross into the mask and into Skull's flesh. Blood pours from the cut and Kaos stares at Skull and speaks.
"Pity me! You dare to say you pity me! I am the one who pity's you, you worthless bastard. You think your dynasty scares me. I do not fear you or Barelai or anyone that you bring forth. You are a soulless bitch, who has to have help to get the job done. I grow tired of attempting to help you and you trashing my fucking help. I don't want this title out of pity"
Kaos throws the title at the head of Skull and it bounces off of him. Kaos begins to breath heavy and a light shines down upon him. The voice of the light begins to speak to him.
"Kaos, stop! You are losing your way! You must let your rage subside and not take over you."
Kaos looks down at Skull and begins to cry. He throws the razor blade to the side. He then picks Skull up and cradles him in his arms. Kaos looks at Skull and speaks.
"I am sorry, my friend, my broter. Forgive me. I lost my way. I just want you to see what you need. I want you to find the peace and happiness of when you was young. You remember how you mom looked at you and you were so happy. I just want that for you. i am so sorry, Skull."
Kaos places his hand over the cut on Skull's forehead and a light comes from it, healing the cut. Kaos then lays Skull down and says his sorries once more, before turning and walking off into the shadows.

Barelai comes back from his hiatus from hell getting some unholy water from Satan himself. Barelai has had enough of Kaos and his biblical nonsence ways and decides to put an end to him once and for all.

He spots Kaos hovering over Crimson Skull and a look of hatred and agonizing pain comes across his face. He runs up to Kaos and tosses the unholy water upon his entire body sending Kaos down to the earth as a puddle.

Barelai lays in the puddle going for the pin 1...2...3!

Barelai jumps up and looks onto the puddle and says "Tell your God he cant stop me from killin you and I will always find a way to do it." He begins to walk away then stops and says "Oh....You and your higher being both will feel my pain!" Then walks away.

A bright light shines upon the puddle of Kaos turning it into a fine mist. The mist hovers above the ground for only a moment before speeding towards Barelai. As it nears Barelai, he turns around. The mist hits him in the face and goes into his mouth, nose, eyes, ears, and any opening upon his face. Barelai begins to cough and sneeze continuosly. He screams and stops. A look of fear crosses his face. Suddenly, a smile crosses his lips.

"So Barelai, you will kill me and my God?"

Barelai's eyes grow wide as his body begins to contort in agonizing ways. Barelai screams as his body becomes distant from him. He begins to walk towards the higway. When he reaches the edge he stops. The cars speed by quickly. The smile returns to Barelai's face.

"It is time to meet my God Barelai."

A semi truck is coming, when suddenly Barelai steps out in front of it. THe semi hits him and he is crumpled underneath it. His body smacking the pavement and truck continuosly as it rolls over him. He is flung from behind the semi like a rag doll and lies motionless in the road. The semi slows before gaining speed and rushing from the scene.

Barelai's is covered in blood, with his arms and legs contorted in ways that are unimaginable. A light begins to come from Barelai as Kaos begins to pulls himself from Barelai's corpse. When he is fully out of Barelai, the light dissapates and Kaos stands overlooking him. Kaos shakes his head and puts his foot upon Barelai's chest.

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Kaos stares at Bareali and a tear forms.

"If only you would have allowed me to help you, my friend. If only."

Kaos turns and walks over to where the title lays. he picks it up and disappears in a flood of light.

At an intersection another semi is coming & T-Bones Joes truck. Psycho gets out & drags Joe out of his truck. Goes for the pin, 1-2, Joe somehow gets his shoulder up. Psycho then punches Joe some more and puts him on the hood of the truck, as they trade blows making their way ontop the the back of the truck. Psycho runs and DDTs Joe. He then picks him up and gives him a P.K.O. ontop of the truck. He makes the cover. 1-2-3.

"Let this be a warning for you Tymm."

As True Psycho is standing on the top of the semi he feels a gust of wind pick up. He looks around and sees nothing. He turns his attention to the heavens. Upon looking up he sees a bright sparkle and stops to admire it. Suddenly, a bright light beams from the sparkle and hits him, causing him to go blind. He begins to rub his eyes in an effort to see once more. He begins to move about on top of the truck and bumps into someone. Kaos stands staring at him. True Psycho has regained some of his site and takes a swing at Kaos. Kaos grabs his hand and twists it. True Psycho begins to fall unto his knees and Kaos smiles. He kicks him in the midsection and performs the Broken Heart Plunge off the top of the truck onto the pavement below. True Psycho's body bounces high off the pavement and Kaos stands and looks down at his body. Blood pours from True Psycho's nose and from multiple scraps upon his face. Kaos walks over to him and shakes his head. He speaks gently.
"Welcome, friend to the WWA. I must say that I have seen the sin in you and I am highly disappointed. You must be purged of this darkness and ascend to a much higher level.
Kaos puts one foot on True Psycho's chest.
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Kaos then holds his hands palmside down over the body of True Psycho and begins to say a prayer. Light flows from his hands and True Psycho begins to lift off the ground. He hovers for a brief moment. Kaos looks into the camera and smiles and speaks in a low voice.
"You have been purged."
Kaos screams and the body of True Psycho is flung through the air going out of site. You hear a faint thud and Kaos turns towards the camera. He smiles and waves a hand in front of the camera before quickly making a fist and popping his middle finger up. He walks over and picks up the title and dusts it off and begins to walk down the road.

As Kaos is walking down the road a car white car comes up behind him and runs him over. Bobby Ocean gets out of the driver seat as a ref gets out of the passenger side. Then, Bobby puts his middle finger on Kaos's chest as the ref counts
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WINNER AND NEW 24/7 Champ:Bobby Ocean
Bobby gets back in the car with the ref and drives off.

Bobby Ocean is basking in his own glory. He lays his title in the back seat of his car, white car, car I say, white car, and looks back to see the road.

About 30 feet in front of him, Crimson Skull is standing in the middle of the road. Ocean swerves to try and dodge Crimson, but still plows right for him, Crimson simply steps aside as the car speeds towards him, and barely dodges it. the car flips as the ref and Bobby Ocean are thrown from the car. Skull walks over to the unconcious Bobby and lifts him up.

"Everybody's gotta learn the hard way...You just dont challenge the big guys your first night out."

Skull does a Hellhound Slam on Bobby Ocean and pins him. Skull takes the refs hand and makes it count to 37...Skull smiles and says, "Take that Nalu!" and picks up the title and disappears.

Lennox comes out of nowhere and locks Crimson Skull in the Annhilator.
Crimson Skull then taps out as the ref declares Barelai the new champ

Lennox walks away.

Joe Santiago uses his power to bend time and rewinds this scene by Barelai


Barelai death from the big rig immediatly sends his soul to The ass of Notty Pine, unlike what the ignorant Kaos had implied. Barelai falls at great speeds down the tunnle leading to the fiery pits below. When he finally hits the ground Notty's pet Lizard sits upon his throne and looks onto Barelai in confusion.

Barelai: I shall tell you later my lord, but for now I have a couple of sucker punching bitches to take care of.

Notty's Lizard grants Barelai's unsaid request and with a snap of his fingers, Barelai walks the earth once more. Once back on earth, Barelai begins his search for Kaos and Santiago.

Barelai sees them both standing at the arena getting ready for tonights draft. He then thinks that he needs to somehow create a distraction. So he sends his lovely Marie up to slowly walk past them to show off her booty. Joe Santiago picks her up and leaves.

Kaos: Joe Santiago is a Pimp!

Barelai: Hey that was my chick!

Barelai is now disgusted with Himself and no longer cares about a distraction. He runs in and clotheslines Kaos. He then throws himself head first through a thick glass window that was nearby. He then makes his way back to a crying Kaos who is repetitively appologizing for tryin to suck Barelais dick and for gettin him ran over.

Barelai: We shall see who the smartest is Kaos! Bend Over!

Barelai then reaches for a Kaos's Ass that is being handed to him. He sticks his hand in his pocket and begins to taunt Kaos. Kaos grows angery and the demonic side begins to cum out. Barelai then pulls out the penis and shoots him right in the fuckin face. He then points the penis onto himself, right in the temple, and pulls the trigger.

Kaos lands in Notty Pine's ass and has appearling collected his cool. Barelai lands seconds behind him and quickly gets to his feet and begins to punish Kaos in the ass.

Barelai: I shall teach you not to fuck with me you Shadow Fucker!

Barelai as a final blow Schitzodrivers Kaos, then chains his ass to a big ass stone pillar. He then begins to fuck Kaos's tongue. When he has finished he informs Kaos that he is now no longer able to use his power of the light for his duration in hell.

Barelai then heads back to earth and sees Crimson Skull locked in some sort of hold by Lennox. Barelai rushes to help Crimson but is too late for he has already tapped out. Angerly skull grabs Lennox and Blackhole slamms him to the concrete and pins him 1...2.......3. Barelai then thinks about helping his Crimson King, but instead decided to do stuff to his knocked out body!


See what happens when you fuck with Joe Santiago!
I have powers to!

Barelai wakes up from the horrible dream he just had screaming. He jumps up and glances around to make sure it was a dream. Upon realizing her man is up and out of bed, Marie calls fore Barelai to come back to bed. Barelai shrugs off the horrible dream and goes to be with his woman in their bed.