24/7 Championship

Subject: Re: 24/7 Championship February 8th 2007, 7:27 pm

(new trailer for another Vinnie Vicious film)

****************JURASSIC PARK 4: THE VICIOUS DINO*********

Vinnie Vicious is in the passenger seat of a jeep that is painted in camo. The limo driver is now sporting short khaki shorts and a dark green button up shirt. Vinnie is wearing the same, only he still has his face paint, and is wearing a hat that is brimmed all the way around. There is a Latino in the back seat of the jeep, he is holding all of the guns. The trio in the Jeep come upon Barelai slowly walking in a plain. Barelai hears the Jeep approaching and turns around, he sees them and begins to gallop away. Vinnie sports a British accent and tells the driver to “Follow Her!” They gain speed upon Barelai as they drive beside of the galloping giant. Barelai reaches inside and pulls out the Latino, he stops running and begins to attack the Latino. Vicious and the driver get out of the Jeep and approach the scene. Vinnie recalls a famous scene of a prior movie.

Vinnie: “Shoot Her! Shoot Her!”

Vinnie smiles at his perfect impression of a British man. As the driver shoots two tranquilizer darts into Barelai’s back, Barelai stands and begins to gallop off as the darts take effect. Barelai moves slowly before ultimately collapsing.

Vinnie approaches the slumbering giant and covers him by sitting on his chest. The referee pulls off the Latino mask and comes over and counts.

1..

2…

3…

Vinnie leans in next to Barelai’s face.

Vinnie: “We may both share the name Vicious, but there is only one so Delicious, and you are merely Barelicious.”

Vinnie begins to playfully slap Barelai’s face around before asking for his makeup bag. The scene cuts out and returns on to Barelai’s face, as he has matching make up to Vinnie Vicious.

Vinnie: “To me, you are longer Barelai Von’ Vicious. You are now, Barelicious Vinnie’s Bitchious!”

***************END CREDITS**********************

Vinnie Vicious as The British Hunter

Limo Driver as The Jeep Driver

The Ref as The Latino

Barelai Von’Vicious as the Gaysaurus

Subject: Re: 24/7 Championship February 9th 2007, 11:54 pm

Barelai gets up from his seat in the Theatre, very dissappointed in the movie he has just seen. He thought that the movie was poorly laid out and the action sequences sucked to put it lightly.

He also notices that his 24/7 title has been stolen from the seat in which he had set it in beside him. He finally figures out that the movie was a plan to divert his attention for Fagalicious Vinnie Vicious to steal his title.

He exits the theatre in high persuit of Vinnie and whoever his accomplis that helped him steal his title be.

In his seach, he stumbles upon a movie studio with a sign that reads "Vinnie Vicious Studio's: The Movies That Blow More Than Your Mind."

He walks into the building and finds what appears to be Shawshank Redemption 2: Butt Fuckin Brigade. Barelai walks onto the set to find a huge gang of black guys surrounding a white female lookin male.

Barelai realizes that its Vinnie Vicious in the middle of this circle jerk. He walks over to the crowd, and looks over one of the big black guys shoulders to see Vinnie throat deep in dick. After a few deep throating motions, he switches over to the next cock.

Barelai waits till Vinnie has his back to him, and starts handin out free cigarettes to the black guys if they will leave. Vinnie concentrating hard to please his clients, doesnt realize any of this is goin on.

Barelai then runs and drop kicks Vinnie in the back of the head, to choke him on cock, LITERALLY!

Vinnie pulls the cock out of this mouth and begins grasping for air as he turns around to see Barelai standing before him.

Barelai then kick Vinnie in the nose then goes of for the pin as one of the inmates with striped shirts counts the pin. 1.......2........3.

Barelai goes for his belt then starts to exit the Stuidio. He walks over towards the exit and sees the camera, which hasnt appeared to be running the entire time.

Barelai looks back at Vicious and shakes his head. Then exits the studio.

Subject: Re: 24/7 Championship February 17th 2007, 8:24 pm

As Barelai is exiting the building he looks over to see the setting sun. A sillhouette is moving slowly down the road towards him. He cocks his head trying to figure out who it is. He cannot tell. Barelai blinks his eyes and the figure is gone. He shakes his head and turns the other way to leave and is greeted with a Pie in his face. He begins to wipe the pie off of him and sees Kaos standing with his hands on his hips. Barelai grows angry and runs toward Kaos, who is holding out a red blanket. Barelai runs through the blanket and Kaos screams "TORO! TORO!"
Barelai turns and tries once more, but suddenly trips. Kaos looks down to see one of his midget helpers kneeling on the ground. Kaos begins to laugh. He walks over to Barelai and helps him up and gives him a swift kick in the nuts. Barelai hunches over and Kaos squirts ink into his face and steps back.
Barelai is trying to wipe the ink off and Kaos connects the Laugh Track. Barelai falls to the ground and is still. Kaos runs over and sits on Barelai's face, with his "junk" squarely on Barelai's nose. The midget from before counts.
1....
2.......
3............
Kaos stands up and pulls a balloon from his pocket and blows it up. He somehow creates a tombstone from it and places it at Barelai's head. He picks up the title and slowly begins to walk away. Then as he is leaving a lightbulb flashes above his head. He runs back to the lifeless Barelai and reaches into his pocket and pulls something out laying it on his chest. The camera zooms in to see it is two tickets to the KARNIVAL. Kaos laughs and begins to walk away again.
Suddenly, a dingy Ice Cream Truck skids to a stop beside him and he steps up on it. The truck then zooms down the road taking out stop signs and anything else in its path.

Subject: Re: 24/7 Championship February 17th 2007, 8:35 pm

As Kaos is flying down the road he sees The Man so he speeds up to hit The Man

He hits 100 and nails The Man, TM goes flying

Kaos begins to laugh.. suddenly there is a "CLUNK!" on the top

The Man rips through the top of the truck and Kaos gets beat inside well the truck is driving

1...
2...
3...

The Man throws Kaos out the window and begins to drive throughthe night

Subject: Re: 24/7 Championship February 21st 2007, 3:47 am

Johnny is driving down the street in a Chevy Malibu 2005, or as he likes to call it, "The Black Bullet". He sees The Man's car and TM driving with a huge smile on his face and him holding the 24/7 Championship driving the opposite. Johnny immediately makes a U-turn and drives after The Man really fast.

Johnny:RAMMING SPEED!!

The Man stops at a red light and Johnny nails right into his rear bumper. The Man is hit so hard that he falls out of his car. Johnny gets out of his car and looks at the wreck.

Johnny:Shit, those assholes at Allstate are gonna have a field day over this.

Johnny looks over at TM knocked out on the ground. Johnny pins him.

1
2
3

Johnny picks up the 24/7 Championship, gets back in The Bullet and drives away.

Subject: Re: 24/7 Championship March 17th 2007, 1:59 pm

When Johnny was in his car, KingOfDX was in a truck and totally smashes it into the The Bullet and is destroyed. When Johnny is wondering what happened, he sees KingOfDX with a sledge hammer and smiles. He whacks it right Johnny's face and is screaming in pain, he has been busted wide open. KingOfDX goes for the count.

1.....
2.....
3.....

KingOfDX takes the 24/7 Championship out of Johnny's car and drives off.

43-07-01

This Title is Dead
Go for the 24/7 Championship Version 2

Subject: Re: 24/7 Championship March 17th 2007, 8:48 pm

Subject: Re: 24/7 Championship April 24th 2007, 1:25 am

As King drives off he stops beside the road near an old, abandoned church. He gets out of the car and looks around, seeing that there is no one in sight. He slams the car door, and walks over to the church doors. Upside down crosses are upon the doors and King just stares at them. He begins to grow fearful of the place so he starts back to his car. Upon reaching it he looks back once more at the Church, but it is no longer there. He looks around more and has a bewildered look on his face.

He reaches down to open the door of the car and jumps back startled for he sees the car is filled with snakes. They are packed tight against the windows of the car and King doesn't know what is happening. He turns to look in the opposite direction of the car and then turns back to see the car is no empty. He shakes his head and opens the door.

Looking around for anything that shouldn't be there, he gets in. He sits in the car for a moment and looks over to see that the 24/7 title is no where to be found. He looks in the floor and then in the back seat, but it is gone. He slams his hands down hard on the steering wheel and curses beneath his breath.

He reaches to start the ignition, giving up and wanting to just leave the place he has wandered upon. When he starts the ignition he lets go of the steering wheel and leans back in the seat letting out a sigh. He lays his head back over the seat and has his eyes shut. He slowly opens them to witness Kaos looming over him. He begins to raise up quickly, but Kaos grabs his forehead and with his free hand he runs a razor over King's neck.

Blood pours from King's neck and he raises forward letting the blood pour into his lap. He begins to cough and the blood comes through his mouth. Suddenly, the passenger side door opens and King is drug to the outside. Kaos has a hold of his hair and is taking him towards where the church had been. Kaos picks him up and looks into his glazed eyes.

“I know you don’t have much life left, but King this is a title that is so important to me and I am sure to others here. We all had a share of this title and it will not be declared dead with you holding onto it.”

Kaos throws King in the area where the Church had been. King tries to get up, but he has lost too much blood. He collapses as he attempts to get up. Kaos begins to laugh and the ground where King lays begins to open to reveal a deep gorge with flames shooting up. King tries to pull himself away from the pit, but he cannot. He falls into the pit and you hear him trying to scream as he falls.

Kaos watches as the hole begins to seal back up once more. He then moves over to the car King had drove and reaches into the backseat and pulls something out. He holds up the “old” 24/7 title and kisses it gently. He then looks at it for a few seconds, before holding it straight out in front of him. He begins to chant something and the sky becomes clouded. Lightning begins to flash violently and thunder crackles with the anger of the Gods.

The title begins to break apart and become something like a dark shadow in Kaos’s hands. Kaos begins to suck the shadow into his mouth and after a few moments there is nothing left of the title but a memory. Kaos opens his eyes and the sky becomes clear once more. A smile twists its way onto his face.

“Now the title is officially dead. It is a part of me and every other member of the JWF who made it what it was before the “new” one was made.”

Kaos looks into the sky and one star is seen to sparkle. The camera moves back to where Kaos had been and he is no longer standing there. The camera fades to black.

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