True Psycho is still going through his interview when The Mexican Samurai comes up next to him.
The Mexican Samurai: Woah, woah woah! Wannabe warrior guy? You got it all wrong buddy. I'm a mixed martial artist. Catch-As-Catch-Can, Jui-Jitsu, Shoot fighting, call it whatever you want. But, I plan on bringing technical wrestling back! Now, I know there are guys calling themselves "Traditional Technicians" and then there are guys who have martial arts backgrounds. Well, that's great for you! But, my style is a little different. I'm a shoot stylist damnit! When I take you down, if I don't submit you then I will ground and pound your ass until you are tapping the mat with a bruised ego. I will throw knees, kicks, and punches designed to knock you out. I am a mixed martial artist and the samurai spirit flows within me! If you can't seem to grasp that its ok.
The Mexican Samurai takes a look at True Psycho.
The Mexican Samurai: You call yourself True Psycho, but it looks like your going to piss your pants right now. But I understand....you like to call yourself a "hardcore" wrestler. Have you even been in a real fight before? You want to talk about hardcore, how about taking a punch clean on your face and not getting knocked down, surviving the tightest submission hold or breaking your arm. Anybody can use a bunch of weapons to knock out an opponent, but it takes a man of skill to be able to disarm someone with just his hands and feet. I'm different from just a normal wrestler, True Psycho. I'm a fighter!
The Mexican Samurai begins to grasp his MMA gloves and shows them to True Psycho, he then clinches them and hits his hands together.
The Mexican Samurai: You see, I didn't have a problem with you. But then you spit in my face by challenging another wrestler before your match even starts. That's ok though, because that means that you are underestimating me. I wouldn't do that if I were you. This PPV is going to be called Gang Wars, but this isn't going to be a "Gang War". This is going to be a war between two men but from what I've seen of your effort in the ring so far, it looks like you are coming in empty handed. Are you going to get another disqualification, because you certainly are going to need to do that in order to protect your life. After I'm done with you True Psycho, your going to be in the hospital because I am going to show you what true wrestling is all about! And when your sitting there in your hospital bed, I want you to remember the day I beat you. Learn from it. Hopefully some day you can get good enough to hold my candle, then again, I might just be waiting forever.
The Mexican Samurai then gets some sweat and flicks it at True Psycho.
The Mexican Samurai: Until we step in the ring and get ready to fight, I only have one thing to say to you.
The Mexican Samurai: Prepare to die, when you meet The Mexican Samurai!
The Mexican Samurai takes one more look at True Psycho before leaving.
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