Hardagen
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 | Subject: Hardagen Is WARZONE!  February 4th 2007, 11:02 pm | |
| [Scene opens up on a mansion.
The Camera goes up to the front door.
They knock on the door.
You see a WWA interviewer.
Hardagen Walks out. He has a mirror in his hand.
Interviewer is about to speak.]
Hardagen: I know what you are going to say,
So just come in already.
It must be so degrading to ask for perfection
From across the room.
WWA interviewer: Mr. Kurt Hardagen Right?
Hardagen: Whoah, Mr. Kurt Hardagen is my Father,
and God knows I’m more perfect than my father will ever be.
Just call me Hardagen.
WWA interviewer: Okay Hardagen, I
came here to find out more about the newest addition to the WWA Roster
and obviously The WWA Revolution.
Hardagen: Well I will tell you about me.
But first we see the mansion.
[WWA interviewer Whipers to the Camera man.]
WWA interviewer: Does he think we are MTV Cribs?
Hardagen: No! I Don’t but I’m being generous
by showing you my house.
[They walk into the kitchen.]
Hardagen: This Is The Kitchen.
WWA interviewer: Not to be rude.
But this Kitchen is full of mirrors.
Why?
Hardagen: What are you talking about.
[Interviewer Opens the Fridge.]
WWA interviewer: It’s Full Of Mirrors!
[Hardagen looks in the mirror in the fridge.]
Hardagen: Hey.
Who’s That good lookin guy?
[Hardagen looks at the WWA interviewer]
Hardagen: Okay up to the master bedroom.
WWA interviewer: Is There mirrors in there?
Hardagen: Just the big on over the bed?
WWA interviewer: Why?
Hardagen: Best Part Of Sex With My Chick.
I get to see myself.
I’m Like Hey, Thats Hardagen up there.
WWA Interviewer: Okay Enough.
Hardagen: Oh I got the guest mirror.
You want to see it?
WWA interviewer: Look I came here to hear about you.
About your match, about the Revolution.
About Hardagen!
Hardagen: You want to hear about Hardagen?!
WWA interviewer: Yes I ...
Hardagen: DON’T INTERUPT HARDAGEN
WHILE HARDAGEN IS SPEAKING!
[Hardagen settles down]
Hardagen: Now Look here pissant.
Hardagen just like anyone else.
I’m here to have people hear Hardagens name!
Now look at me.
I’m perfection in it’s greatest form.
Who wouldn’t want me in WWA?
I mean I started off in HWF.
But now, I am going to be in my prime in The WWA!
Noone has the balls to tell me otherwise!
WWA interviewer: But, What about Gerald Richman?
What about the others?
Anybody probably thinks that they can beat a 40 year old.
Hardagen: I may be 40.
But I Look Damn good for my age.
And I wrestle better!
No way Gerald Richman will ever beat me.
He thinks he is so cool just because he was
A great champ.
Maybe he was! Was! was!
It Was the past people, make way for the future!
Th Furture is looking pretty perfect to me.
Because I am The Reflection of Perfection.
[Hardagen pauses.
He looks at the interviewer.]
Hardagen: Do you know hen you are great?
Do you know when you are Perfect?
[Interviewer shakes his head in fear.]
Hardagen: When you name is ...
HARDAGEN!
Now get the hell out of my house
before you piss all over my carpet.
[Interviewer shakes in fear and runs out.
Scene ends.]
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