The New 24/7 Championship Version 2

Special K is minding his own bussiness and sees DXLatin having a donut. Special K kicks him in the ass and calls his buddy ESTEVAN who is a rapist and then he rapes DXLatin and DXLatin lets Special K pin him

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Special K thanx estevan and runs off with the title and then powns everyone with a shotgun so everyone one is dead even the hooker i had earlier but she was alredy dead inside

DXLatin kicks Special k's ass and calls his friend SPECIAL KEVIN who is a bitc* , he satrts to ask Special K out on a date , Special K says no and Kevin says "aww come on you dated a guy on WWKF , Special K says "so , he was cute" DXLatin pins Special K

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DXLatin walks off with the title

Special K goes to DXLatin and owns him with a shotgun. hes dead. Special K gets Estevan and lets him rape DXLatin while Special K covers....

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Special K runs off as Estevan continues to rape DXLatin

Jay Storm comes out of nowhere kicking the snot out of Special Gay. He then looks at DXLatin dead on the floor, and pulls the bullet out. He then whistles, and a doctor comes. After a Operation DXLatin is revived, and better than ever. Storm the beats the hell out of Special Gay, and puts the bullet in his mouth. He callls for a Ref, and covers

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OOC - Can you stop with the big ass letters special k? , I swear I have the conversation with you and that guy on WWKF I could show it to everyone here lol

DXLatin gives Jay a DXXD along woth the Thuganomic Shuffle , he pins Jay

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Latin - Thanks for the help Jay , but...like I said to The Man , I dont need and I dont want..help

DXLatin walks off with the title

Special K spits the bullet out of his mouth, walks up to DXLatin and says hi. DXLatin responds but then it sets up a bomb and gets blown up.

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Special K runs off with the title and a couple other bombs.

OOC- dont comment on this. this is stupid....REALLY STUPID!

Storm gets up to see Latin get blown up, but turns out the bomb just shot a flag that says


GOTCH YA!!!!

Storm laughes, and spears Special Gay beating the holy hell outa him. He then takes all explosevs, and weaopens away.

STORM: Wont be killing anybody today.

He then gets the title, and turns to a Startled DXLatin.

STORM: Hey, dont care. Wasnt for me you wouldnt be living. Now Your Rated STORM!!!!!

He then turns and runs away

Stoner jumps out of an airplane and lands on top of Jay Storm.

Stoner: Get ready for the STONING BITCH!

He covers him as a ref makes the count.

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He pulls a Batman Style grappling hook out and pushes the button that makes it shoot out the cord, which wraps around a random pipe coming out of a nearby building. He hits the button which starts the retraction process and stands on top of the building, laughing.

Special K gets bored and takes a nap. Stoner starts getting high and Special K wakes up to see it. Special K grabs the weed and says

Special K: dont do drugs!

Special K grabs him and pins him.

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Stoner says: WHOA DUDE! as Special K runs with the title

ooc - lol

DXLatin stops Special K

Special K -...

Latin - Ok just gimme the title we all know you cant beat me

Special k hands Latin the title and gets on the floor , DXLatin puts his foot on Special K's chest

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Stoner - Whoa Dude , Latin totoally kicked your ass

DXLatin walks off with the title

(Stop turning me into Keanu Reeves Dammit!)

Stoner picks up a Native American hatchet from the ground nearby and runs at Latin screaming-

Stoner: ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

It catching Latin off guard and he turns around, terrified for his life. Stoner does a ninja flip over Latin's head and lands behind him. He puts him in a sleeper hold, and Latin blacks out. Stoner grabs the title and runs.

DXLatin slowly gets up and grabs his steel bat , Stoner stops dead in his tracks to notice Parked Cars are blocking his way he then relizes he's in the parking lot , he slowly turns his head , and sees DXLatin standing there with his steel bat

Latin - My Turn

DXLatin runs at Stoner with the steel bat , Stoner ducks but DXLatin trips him right on the pavement and gives him the DXFX

Stoner holds on for his dear life but cant hold on any longer and submits

DXLatin grabs the title and walks away from the parking lot and into the dirty streets

Then when DXLatin is walking in the dirty streets, KingOfKings comes out of nowhere with a bunch of people and beat the shit out of him like a big ass mugging. KingOfKings covers:

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He drives off in a car with the title.

Stoner throws a spike strip into the road as King of Kings drives over it. The tires all pop and he goes crashing into the side of a building. Stoner pulls his bloody body out of the car and drags him over to DXLatin. He puts DXLatin on top of King of Kings and does his own three count, crowning DXLatin as the new Hardcore Champ. He then rolls over DXLatin and covers him himself.

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Stoner stands up and raises his hand in the air.

Stoner: I don't pin jackasses.

Then KingOfKings comes and pedigree's both DXLatin and Stoner and covers.

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DXLatin kicks QueenOfKings ass and covers

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Latin walks away witht he title

KingOfKings gets his gang and kicks DXLatin's ass and mugs him, including all the shit he has in his wallet. He covers

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DXLatin looks at KOK and throws the Gay Men off of him which is KOK's gang

Latn - Hey cock , gimme back my wallet

KOK - No I wanna jack off with it , it has a picture of you and I wanna ajck off with it

Latin gives KOK a DXXD and KOK taps out

Latin - Your a dumbass

Latin pins KOK

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DXLatin walks off with the title and KOK's gay gang gives KOK an anal

Momma is walking by and she sees what just happened.

Momma: The bible says that two men ought to not lay together. You boys need to start liking girls more. And KOK your name is dirty. It sounds just like the male form of a chicken the cock.

Momma takes out her rolling pin and her purse she begins swinging both of them wildly, KOK takes off running and Latin is caught by the purse in the side of the head. He is stunned and he sidesteps as Momma cracks him over the head with the rolling pin. Latin goes down and Momma hollers for someone to come count the pin.

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Momma takes the title and puts it inside her dress and into her pantyhose to where someone will have to touch her privates to get the belt. She then goes into the bingo hall.

KingOfKings get's up and see's Momma put the title into her fucking skirt and is screaming at what she did cause it's sooo fucking nasty shit!!!

He get's Momma's husband just to take it out and spray it soo it won't smell like old shit. Then he pedigree's Momma and covers:

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Then he get's old lady's to rape Momma as he walks away with the title. As he is walking he says"Fuck you for say my name is a cock, BITCH"!!!

Stoner walks in and hits KOK across the back of the head with a 2x4. He does it a couple more times for good measure. Then one more time just because it seems like a good thing to do. He looks over at Momma lying on the ground and hits KOK again for her. He looks around for a moment, forgetting what he was doing. Since the last thing he remembers is hitting KOK in the head with a 2x4, he assumes he had a reason for doing so, and does it again.

Stoner: What the hell was I here for... Oh yeah.

He tosses a bag of brownies to Momma who is getting up.

This is that recipe I was telling you about.

He walks out of the door as Momma covers KOK.

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Momma is once again the Hardcore champ.

KingOfKings get's up and takes Stoner to rape Momma as KingOfKings bares to look as it is horrible!!! He covers Momma:

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He takes both Momma's and Stoner's wallet as he walks away.

ooc - This shouldn't count cuz KOK is a free agent

DXLatin pulls KOK's face to the floor and gives him the DXFX and KOK Taps

Latin - Heh , just like today

DXLatin walks off wioth the title

this is so weird!

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Special K comes to i3ai3yi3oy and says

Special K: this is how you do it!

Special K Specialplexes him into a sewer

Special K gets DXLatin and chases him until he gets tired and pins him

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Special K goes to i3ai3yi3oy and owns him with a shotgun and Special K gets a hooker and the hooker blows him(the hooker is a man!)

Special K walks off with the title

i3ai3yi3oy then runs after special k and kicks his ass

i3ai3yi3oy:then gives him the baby kick special k is nocked out cold,
so he pins him

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i3ai3yi3oy:then picks up the belt and runs away with it.

OOC- dumass! you still need to pin me!

Special K runs up to watever his name is and Special Spears him and pins him since HE didnt

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Special K runs off with the title

i3ai3yi3oy:then recovers runs up to special k

i3ai3yi3oy:then hits him with his metal bat raped with barbed wire

i3ai3yi3oy:then gives him the abombanation

i3ai3yi3oy:pins him

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i3ai3yi3oy:then runs off with the belt

Special K goes up to him and says

Special K: you know you cant beat me

Special K is given the title and wats his name goes on the ground

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Special K runs off with the title and sees wats his name running off scared

i3ai3yi3oy:then says to himself yea right

he chases special k

special k:please don't hurt me here just take it

special k goes on the ground

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i3ai3yi3oy:then says eat nuckle and knocks him out

i3ai3yi3oy grins and walks off

DXLatin shoves B-Boy down and gives him a DXFX and B-Boy taps out quickly as Latin regains the title

i3ai3yi3oy gets up and chases him he catches him and thows him into a car window

then i3ai3yi3oy gives him the B-Bender and DXLatin taps out

i3ai3yi3oy runs away with the title

Barelai Von'Vicious sits in his tomb, visioning the past segments of his favorite title in JWF....The 24/7 championship. He recalls upon the good ole days with nuns bein set on fire, Notty Pine tryin to escape Tamara's twat, Crimson Skull Sucking off Kaos, Kaos suckin off Crimson Skull, and so on. This is a title that is dear to Barelai and he wants it back.

Barelai closes his eyes and chans in tongues. The lights flash and thunder booms. When all is said and done, i3ai3yi3oy is standing in the room right in front of Barelai.

i3ai3yi3oy wonders how he got there, but doesnt think long, for he is met with a big boot by Barelai. Barelai looks down upon the fallen i3ai3yi3oy with hatred.

"I hate what you people have done to the most precious title in this industry. You have made it nothing but a joke. This title used to mean something to everyone. Now that I'm back, I will hold this title for an eternity. If you take it from me, I will take it right back unless your plot to dethrone me is longer than 30 words and is well thought out. If its not, I will take it back and damage your characters credibility more and more each time I do so. Let this be a warning!"

Barelai then kneels down and pins i3ai3yi3oy but realizes there is no ref. He stands back up and chants more words. A ref is summoned to the room, then Barelai goes for the pin.

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Barelai picks up his new title and tosses it aside. He then snaps his fingers as both the ref and i3ai3yi3oy dissappear.

As Barelai Von Vicious dissapears, KingOfKings tracks him down and finds him. He chases after him and kicks his ass badly to the ground. He get's a car and hits him. Von Vicious is motionless and KingOfKings begins to laugh like a maniac and covers:

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He drives off in a car and goes to the airport with the title and is brougth somewhere in Ontario, but no one know where?

Special K is from Ontario and sees KingOfKings in a gay club. he sees him and covers him

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Special K runs off with the title

KingOfKings chases after him and see's Special K go in a hotel with a random man and is in room 217. KingOfKings goes to room 217 and hears screaming from a man is wondering who it is. He brakes down the door and see's 2 people under the balnket and looks at me. It is Special K fucking a 50 yr. old man and is screaming at what he has done. Special K puts on some clothes and is met by a King Drop. He covers:

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He drives off in a Ferrari and has the title. The camera fades as they see the car going to the street.

(Totally ignoring the posts that by all rights should not be deemed worthy of an attempt, let alone an actual win.)

As Baralai is walking through an empty forest, Stoner hops out of a tree and attempts to land on BVV, but misses my mere inches. BVV picks Stoner up in an attempt to deliver an undoubtedly devestating move, but Stoner is able to wrap his legs around BVV's arm and bring him to the ground. A few moments later, Stoner is standing and delivers a Dropkick of Doom to the leg of BVV, who hits the ground again as Stoner climbs to a limb about twelve feet above ground from a nearby tree and delivers the Addiction to BVV, scoring the win.

As Stoner is standing victorious and delving into his own putrid happiness he hears something. He begins to turn around wildly to find out what it is, but he cannot pinpoint the source of the noise. It is a slight hum, but is beginning to become a louder screech.

Stoner begins to panic and spins wildly. The noise is growing louder with each second and Stoner drops the belt and covers his ears. He lets out a scream as the sound begins too much to bare. His ears begin to pour blood over his fingers as he tries to stop the noise. He shuts his eyes and suddenly the noise is gone.

He drops his hands and looks at them covered in blood. He then turns around slowly to witness his demise. Kaos is standing behind him with a smirk.

"You have been deemed guilty Stoner. Your horrendous acts of ignorance are coming to an end and you will knwo what it is like to feel the fire that ignites the ends of your blunts and joints."

Stoner starts to run but Kaos grabs him by the back of his hair and jerks him hard to the ground. Stoner's head hits the ground with a thud and after a few seconds you notice a pool of blood forming. Kaos bends down over him and smiles. He places his hand over Stoner's face and Stoner becomes paralyzed.

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Kaos then lets out an ear piercing scream of agony and pushes down on Stoner. He begins to sink deep within the gorund. Still paralyed he is helpless. He continues to sink. The ground opens up to reveal a deep gorge with large standing spikes and fire shooting up many miles into the air. Screams echo from the pit and Stoner plummets into it. Before he reaches the bottom a seven headed beast arises from a Lake of Fire and devours him in midair before slowly going back out of view.

Kaos watches this with a sparkle in his eyes. He picks up the title and begins to walk off, disappearing after only a few feet.

DXLatin comes up behing kaos and nails him across the head with a huge steel bat , Kaos is still on his feet which shocks Latin , Latin trips him down with a headlock and connects the DXFX as Kaos taps

DXLatin walks off with the title

OOC - I was in a rush