The New 24/7 Championship Version 2

Main Event Number of posts : 222 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-07

A blob made out of sewage stands up and runs as fast as him

The Blob grabs Scooter and sucks him in the sewage Scooter passes out and the blob shoots him out

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Subject: Re: The New 24/7 Championship Version 2 March 20th 2007, 7:44 pm

Skull wakes up and sees a blob running with the title. He looks closer and sees that it is The Man's sister, Cunt Pie, I mean Cutie Pie. Blob Cutie Pie sees that it is Skull and then drops her pants. The large gravitational pull of her large vagina begins trying to pull Skull closer. Skull dives for the ladder and begins holding on. The Man is reaching for the ladder and Skull extends his hand to him. The Man latches onto Skull's hand as Skull boots him in the face. The Man goes flying towards his sister's vagina screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Blob Cutie Pie realizes what she has done and stops the gravitational pull. Skull jumps on the oppurtunity and boots her in the face, pinning her. A janitor that is in the sewer, seeing what is going on begins to count.
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Skull takes the title and begins to laugh at the incestation going on in the sewer. Skull then climbs the ladder and gets out of the sewer. Skull then hands the title to a mime on the street and Skull disappears.

Main Event Number of posts : 91 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-03-14

The as Super Scooter is walking away and The Mand and Crison Skull is still down, KingOfDX notices the sewer is open is goes down. He notices that The Man and Crimson Skull is down, and see the Chimp walking with the title. He runs after Super Scooter and kicks him in the back of the head. He falls to the ground and covers.

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When he takes the title, he get's a gun from his pockets because one of the retarded kids gave him one to keep. He shoots The Man, Crimson Skull and Super Chimp once and takes a shit right in their faces and spreads it everywhere. After, he decides to shoot Super Scooter more than 5 times because he wants it dead and keep the rest alive. He goes up the sewer and jacks the bus above and leaves DXLatin in the sewer.

Main Event Number of posts : 157 Registration date : 2006-12-31

Tails grabs King Of DX, and knocks him out....

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Than I put somehandcuffs on him, and throws him into a cell with gay people.

Main Event Number of posts : 157 Registration date : 2006-12-31

Tails grabs King Of DX, and knocks him out....

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Than I put somehandcuffs on him, and throws him into a cell with gay people.

Main Event Number of posts : 222 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-07

The Man is sitting in The Bus.

The Man:"Hello KODX"

KODX:"OH CRAP"

The bus begins swerving and it tips The Man walks and grabs KODX and put his face on the moving pavement

The camera turns red with blood and you hear screaming,

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The Man walks away all bloody with the title

Subject: Re: The New 24/7 Championship Version 2 March 21st 2007, 1:35 am

some of you need Hooked on Phonics....take a look at who has the title....it wasnt Scooter....so KingOfDX and Tails and TM have both wasted a post on these wins...
you don't have the title....lol
read closer

Main Event Number of posts : 222 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-07

Ahhh Why does KODX SUCK!!!, I want him to win the title so I can own him!!!!!!

Subject: Re: The New 24/7 Championship Version 2 March 21st 2007, 2:53 am

Kaos exits the Gregory Hills Sanitarium and sees King Of Dx, The Man, and Tails all staring into the sky. He walks over to them and looks at each of them. They are unmoving. He then looks up into the sky, but doesn't see anything. He looks back at them and screams at the top of his lungs.

"What in the Fuck are you looking at!?"

They all look away from the sky at Kaos. The Man answers the question.

"Shhhhh......We are wainting for God to send us a message so we can be smarterer and write good and not be dumbasses........."

Kaos looks at each of them and shakes his head. He slaps himself in the forehead and looks back at them.

"Alright! Each of you hold out your wrists."

Each of the men do so. The Man is a curious little bitch so he questions Kaos's motive.

"What are you doing?"

Kaos looks at him and says.

"I am making sure you fuckers don't breed and form a legion of stupidity that sweeps the nation like the black damn plague!"

The man has a blank stare and says,

"Oh."

Kaos pulls out a razor and runs it over each of the three men's wrists. Blood sprays from there wrists and each of them watch it. They look from their wrists and back at Kaos. They do this for a few minutes and Kaos stares with a gaping mouth. He then slaps his forehead once more and yells.

"You bitches are even too dumb to die!"

He storms off leaving the three to bathe in their own ignorance. As he is walking he sees a mime holding the title belt. The mime is simply looking at it in a stupor. Kaos walks up to him and pretends to tie a rope around the mime. The mime becomes constricted. Then Kaos pretends to pull out a gun and put it to the mime's head. The mime silent screams and Kaos pretned pulls the trigger. As he does he says BANG! Blood pours from a gaping wound in the mime's head and Kaos's eyes get wide. He looks at his hand in the shape of a gun and excalims WTF!

He shrugs it off and puts a foot on the mime.

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He then picks up the title and walks back to the GH Sanitarium, passing the three blind mice as he goes. He just shakes his head and starts to go inside the sanitarium. Before he shuts the door however he yells at the three men.....

"GET OFF MY FUCKING PROPERTY!"

Subject: Re: The New 24/7 Championship Version 2 March 21st 2007, 3:07 am

Skull comes from out behind a tree and sees the mime being shot by Kaos' imaginary gun. Kaos then pins the mime. Skull goes over to the mime as his mime family comes to his dead and bleeding body. The mime wife is wailing in tears, silently as Skull just pats the boy on the head. Skull walks to the side and begins acting like he is pulling something up with a rope. The mimes watch as they see nothing is being pulled up by the imaginary rope. Skull then ties off the mime rope on a fence post. He then makes a scissors symbol with his fingers and looks at the mimes. He then cuts the imaginary rope. A piano falls from above and squashes the family. Skull laughs silently and then tells the camerman to take it off of mute. Skull is then heard laughing.
Skull walks to the Gregory Hills sanitarium and sees Kaos enter it. Skull follows as Kaos is in the bathroom. Kaos left the title on a table. Skull takes the title and puts a mime forklift in front of the door. He then yells through the door.
"Hey Kaos...the mime didnt pin me or make me submit...so I am still champ!!! oh...and watch out for the mime land mines i put out!"

Skull laughs as he runs off throwing mime land mines around.

Main Event Number of posts : 222 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-07

As Skull is setting one down The Man spears him right on it, there is a huge explosion and it becomes all smokey...

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The Man walks out of the smokewith his and Skulls blood all over. he walks away tripping with the title

Main Event Number of posts : 91 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-03-14

KingOfDX comes from behind and hits him with a gun and covers.

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He takes the title and shoots The Man and is blood everywhere on the floor.

Subject: Re: The New 24/7 Championship Version 2 March 22nd 2007, 9:52 pm

Your a stupid dumbass KINGOFDX!!! , what did they tell you yesterday , dont kill anyone unless you have permission!

DXLatin pulls KODX's hair and he crys like a girl and taps , DXLatin runs off woth the title

Main Event Number of posts : 222 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-07

FAG YOU CANT KILL PEOPLE

Subject: Re: The New 24/7 Championship Version 2 March 23rd 2007, 7:52 pm

Yea , KODX your a retard

Main Event Number of posts : 91 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-03-14

O fine!!

Main Event Number of posts : 84 Age : 37 Registration date : 2007-03-09

KODX Is such an idiot

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Only Post in this section to win the belt idiots!

Main Event Number of posts : 84 Age : 37 Registration date : 2007-03-09

Ok,

Runs up behind DXLatin, and hits him in the head with a pipe.

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He then goes to King Of DX, and kicks him in the head.

STORM: IDIOT!!!

Runs away with the belt

Main Event Number of posts : 222 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-07

The Man picks up a crying KingOfDX and lets him go he runs over to Jaystorm and beats him sensless with his fists he grabs KingOfDX and throws him on Jay andpins

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He stand KODX and calls thats he has the title

Subject: Re: The New 24/7 Championship Version 2 March 23rd 2007, 10:41 pm

Skull walks out of his mortuary and sees KingofDX running like a gimp-legged retard down the street and into the graveyard. Skull shakes his head and laughs. King trips over a headstone and begins wailing like a baby. Skull walks over to him with a shovel, King continues to cry until he sees Skull.

King: “BOOGEYMAN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

Skull: “Shut the fuck up dumb ass!”

Skull slams the shovel down on King’s head. He then takes King by the feet and drags him into the Mortuary. Once inside, Skull puts King upon a table and straps him down by the arms and legs. King is screaming, begging and pleading Skull to let him go. Skull laughs as he tells King to shush. He takes a pair of pliers and pulls out King’s tongue. With the free hand, Skull grabs a pair of wire cutters and begins snipping away at King’s tongue. Blood is being spurted everywhere on the table and on Skull.

Skull: “This is sooooooo gross…Hah, don’t you hate it when people talk like that, King? Okkk I am going to do the finishing snip now!”

Skull does a final snip and holds the tongue in the pliers. He throws the tongue inside a jar and grabs a shaker of salt. Skull laughs as he pours the salt into King’s mouth, King is screaming horrible now. The more he screams, the more Skull laughs. Skull walks away and returns holding a mouth guard with superglue in the teeth molds. Skull forces it into King’s mouth and forces the teeth to close on it. He then takes the superglue and begins layering it onto the insides of King’s lips. Skull takes his left hand and holds King’s chin and mouth closed so the glue will take its hold.

With the other hand, Skull grabs a sledge hammer and begins hammering away at King’s left knee.

Skull: “Ever wonder what it felt like to be a cripple. Well, here is a crash course in how it feels!”

Skull laughs as the hammer is brought down, King’s cries of agony are just mumbles. Skull brings the hammer down harder and blood spatters him. The camera shows King’s knee is completely broken as Skull swivels it around and around. He laughs and moves on to the other knee.

The camera cuts out and shows King laying on the table, his knees and his elbows are completely broken and are just laying to the side. Skull laughs as he unstraps King and takes him to the outside of the cemetery. He hoists King up on the pikes of the fence to the cemetery.

Skull: “Do you give up?”

King nods his head.

Skull: “Smart boy!”

Skull picks up the title and walks away.

Main Event Number of posts : 182 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-03-16

then, Special K comes and side effects crimson skull pins him

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Subject: Re: The New 24/7 Championship Version 2 March 23rd 2007, 11:44 pm

Skull grabs Special K's ankle as he is running and trips him.

Skull: No rookie is going to put me down that easy.

Skull throws his hand around Special K's neck and Hellhound Slams him through a car's roof. Skull stands on top of him and pins him with a foot.

Skull: THis is how you are supposed to do it!

Skull whistles and a referee comes running. The ref counts.

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Skull takes the belt.

Skull: A referee has to make the count, not you!

Main Event Number of posts : 222 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-01-07

The Man is still admiring the body of KODX all of a sudden lighting strikes,

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The Man: OWCH!!!!!

The Man turns and sees Skull walking through the graveyard, out of nowhere The Man sets Skull's head through a Headstone.

He falls flat on the ground in front of the headstone, arms rise from the ground and grab Skull, Crimson Skull is trying to resist as much as possible.

The Man gets a zombie from nearby andmakes him count(The Zombie is one of the ones from Canada)

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The Man quickly grabs the title and watches Skull get pulled into the ground. The Man runs away with his Zombie

Main Event Number of posts : 91 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-03-14

Some how, KingOfDX comes back from a operation and chases The Man. He hits him with a shovel from the back of the head and does the pedigree. He covers:

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He takes the title and runs off.

Subject: Re: The New 24/7 Championship Version 2 March 24th 2007, 4:21 am

DXLatin hits him from behind with Brass Knuckles , he then gives him a DXXD along with a DXFX and KODX taps out

Latin - Holy crap dude , get the reff. to count you dumbass

DXLatin pisses on KODX and runs off with the title

Main Event Number of posts : 91 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-03-14

KingOfDX get's up and hits DXLatin with a pedigree and covers:

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He takes the title and runs, but before he leaves him he buries him in a grave.

Subject: Re: The New 24/7 Championship Version 2 March 24th 2007, 4:29 am

OMG Does this siot ever listen?? , I just told him that the reff counts and he still dosn't listen

DXLatin gets up from the grave cuz KODX cant burie for beans

Latin gets him with a DXFX and KODX taps

DXLatin runs off with the title

Main Event Number of posts : 91 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-03-14

KingOfDX comes from behind him and hits him with a shovel. He covers.

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He takes the title and spits on DXLatin

Main Event Number of posts : 182 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-03-16

Special K comes from behind and get a posse. they own KODX. Special K gives him the Special Spear and gets the ref to count

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Special K runs off and bangs a hooker

Main Event Number of posts : 91 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-03-14

While Special K is banging a hooker. KingOfDX throws the hooker out and gives Special K a pedigree. He covers:

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Main Event Number of posts : 182 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-03-16

Special forgets to pay the hooker and runs off, tracks down KODX and gets his posse. they gang bang him and break every bone in his body. he cries like a little girl and Special K pins him

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Special K looks back as the hooker takes KODX wallet

Main Event Number of posts : 91 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-03-14

KIngOfDX is fine and get all the members from DX and chases Special K. They beat the shit out of him and make him suffer by getting clamps and twisting his feet, hands and head. Special K is screaming in pain and covers.

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He takes the title and see's a hooker comming, so DX comes and does the same thing just to shut the hooker up and KingOfDX pisses on him along all the things he has. They take his watch and takes a random car. He drives off like a maniac mob.

Main Event Number of posts : 182 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-03-16

Special K gets cleaned up and sees KODX humping a wall. Special K gets him off the wall and gives him a piece of his mind. KODX is scared and gets on the ground for Special K to pin him. instead, he pisses on him and then pins him.

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Special K runs off and owns KODX with a machine gun

Main Event Number of posts : 53 Age : 33 Registration date : 2007-02-17

Gives Special K a Rexs and pins him.

Main Event Number of posts : 53 Age : 33 Registration date : 2007-02-17

YEA-UH!!! the GREX is the new champ!!!

Main Event Number of posts : 53 Age : 33 Registration date : 2007-02-17

Special K i think u r special in EVEEEEEEEEEERYWAY

Main Event Number of posts : 91 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-03-14

KingOfDX comes and gives G-Rex and Special K pedigree's and covers:

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Then, DX crew comes and beats the crap out of them and is lying there a bloody mess. The ne he takes them and brakes all the bones. And they can never move ever again and can't wrestle for the title. As that happens, KingOfDX get's prostitutes as guys and rapes both of them, he is laughing soo much.

Main Event Number of posts : 53 Age : 33 Registration date : 2007-02-17

Greg blows on KODX and KODX gets KO'ed. Greg covers.

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Greg runs off with his title.

Main Event Number of posts : 156 Age : 32 Registration date : 2006-12-24

CBS News Report

Its been revealed that JWF Superstar Greg Rex is now Gay, Hes looking for a man we've been told.

Greg Rex is looking at a tv in shop window in disgust when a bunch of gays come running around the corner to chase Rex. Rex runs for dear life, He runs around the corner of the road and is clotheslined by Marcus Power. Power kicks him in the midsection and Powerbombs him onto a near by car. He pins him and a referee appears from out of the car. 1...2...3!

Marcus begins to walk away and the Gay men begin to harass Greg and The referee.

Main Event Number of posts : 182 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-03-16

Special K runs and Special Spears Marcus Powerless and pins him

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Special K runs off and sees greg rex still blowing KODX

Main Event Number of posts : 91 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-03-14

KingOfDX hits Special K with a tazer and shicks him big time. He covers:

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He runs off with the title

Opener Number of posts : 18 Age : 86 Registration date : 2007-01-07

KODX is running away as Momma is walking out of the grocery store, she is carrying her grocies in a brown paper bag. KODX runs into Momma, making knock her grocies out of her hands. KODX keeps running.

Momma: You git yer sorry ass back here, right now!

KODX stops and turns around, he is scared by Momma's mean face. He lowers his head and walks back towards Momma.

Momma: Mmmhmm... That's what I thought, now, them groceries ain't gonna pick themselves up. You pick up them groceries you sorry sumbitch!

KODX looks at the groceries then at Momma. Momma threatens to back hand KODX. KODX does as told and puts the groceries back into the bag. He hands them to Momma and apologizes. Momma notices the belt.

Momma: Say, what's that you got there, that shiny belt?

KODX: Its the JWF 24/7 title...I just got it.

Momma: The JWF? Oh Lordy, I haven't been there in forever and a coon's age. The last time I was there, i got to drinking and fooled around with that feller that wears the dress while he was passed out. Well, I think I just might head on back to my house now. You quit runnin' now, 'fore you hit some other old lady, you sorry sumbitch.

KODX turns around as Momma pulls out her rollin pin. She whacks him in the back of the head as KODX goes down, unconscious. She puts a foot on him and hollers for someone to count.
A cart pusher comes over and counts.
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Momma picks up the belt and walks off with it, to her home.

Main Event Number of posts : 74 Age : 37 Registration date : 2007-03-12

Stoner is hiding in the doorway with a line of string. As momma walks into the house, he pulls the string taut and she trips and lands on her face. Maybe even broke a hip, I don't freakin know. He shuts the door and ponders if he should really cover an old lady. At that moment the mail man tries to open the door (the two have a thing for each other) and it knocks Stoner on top of Momma. The mail man, mistaking this as Momma and Stoner having a thing for each other, drops to the ground in tears. He begins beating the ground.

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Stoner gets up, looks around, and goes to the kitchen to make himself something to eat.

Opener Number of posts : 18 Age : 86 Registration date : 2007-01-07

Momma looks up and sees the MailMan.

Momma: Well, Carlos honey, if you was horny you didn't have to knock me out. Get off me!

The MailMan runs away in tears.

Momma gets up and dusts herself off. She picks up her groceries and heads to the kitchen. SHe looks up and sees Stoner eating a sandwhich standing in front of the fridge with the door open. Stoner drops the sandwhich and the belt. Momma and him have a moment staring at each other in fear. Momma thinks of something to do.

Momma: OH MY HEART!

Momma falls to the ground and Stoner runs to her side. He is checking her to see if she is alright. Momma rolls Stoner up and puts him in the Appalachian Pinky Lock of Doom.
Stoner is writhing in pain as he tries to fight it. He ends up saying he gives as Momma lets him go. She gets her rolling pin and breaks it over Stoner's head. She tosses him outside to the hogs as she takes her belt and puts it inside her pantyhose.

Main Event Number of posts : 91 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-03-14

As Momma is being horny with Stoner, KingOfDX comes and whacks Momma with a vase and covers:

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Then KingOfDX pisses on Momma and Stoner. He also takes their wallet and walks off with the title.

Subject: Re: The New 24/7 Championship Version 2 March 26th 2007, 11:26 pm

DXLatin gives KODX a DXXD then covers him

REFF:1....2...3!!

DXLatin walks off with the title

Main Event Number of posts : 182 Age : 34 Registration date : 2007-03-16

Special K comes in the picture and owns EVEYBODY with an AK47 and gets DXLatin with a pin

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Special K runs off with the title and his AK47

Main Event Number of posts : 84 Age : 37 Registration date : 2007-03-09

SOMEBODY SAVE MEEEEEE Th Smalville theme song plays as Clark comes outta nowhere protecting evereybody from the bullets. Storm then runs ahead of everyone trying to get the Title.He spears Special K to the ground, and Takes the AKF7 holding it up to Special K's head.

Special K: No at least let me say bye to my boyfriend Kevin.

Storm: Oh, what the hell you are not worht it.

He then steps on Special Gay's head, and waves for the Ref.

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Storm shakes his head, and walks off title in hand

Subject: Re: The New 24/7 Championship Version 2 March 27th 2007, 1:09 am

DXLatin stops strom dead in his tracks at gets him in the DXFX

Strom Taps

Latin - Dejavoo , man just like War Games!!

DXLatin grabs the title and walks off

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