Joe Santiago Main Event
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![Male Male](https://2img.net/i/fa/subsilver/icon_gender_male.gif) Number of posts : 1526 Age : 35 Registration date : 2006-10-08
Wrestler Info Record: 43-07-01 Alignment: Face
![Full Force (Natural Born Thrillers) Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Full Force (Natural Born Thrillers) November 13th 2006, 11:55 pm | |
| (Camera Fades in on the New York Vengeance Ring)
(Inside the ring are Joe Santiago, Kyle and Grant)
(All three of them are dressed like a member of Full Force)
(Kyle is Pee Pee)
(He is wearing a white shirt and jeans with a huge Pee stain on the front)
(Grant is Stabbed)
(He is wearing a white shirt with stab wounds on it and jeans)
(Joe Santiago is Boom Shakalaka)
(He is wearing No shirt and only underwear)
Pee Pee: I'm Pee Pee can't you Smell!
Stabbed: And me, I got Stabbed like Hell!
Boom Shakalaka: BOOM SHAKALAKA!
(Pee Pee and Stabbed look at Boom Shakalaka)
Pee Pee: Yo Boom Shakalaka, What was that!
Stabbed: If I was Stylez I'de talk about cats!
Boom Shakalaka: I don't know, The Natural Born Thrillers got me shook!
Pee Pee: If I wasn't a wrestler I'de be a crook!
Stabbed: Hey did you guys watch that movie Hook?
Boom Shakalaka: Don't Loose focus, But no, I watched Hocus Pocus!
(Pee Pee and Stabbed both look at Boom Shakalaka again)
Pee Pee: I walk around town like a midget in heat!
Stabbed: He steps up to ladies and humps there feet!
Boom Shakalaka: Whats that I smell, I think it's Meat!
Pee Pee: Me and my Boyfriends Can't be Beat.
Stabbed: Dude, We all Smell kind of like ass!
(Everyone Pauses and they look at Boom Shakalaka)
Boom Shakalaka: BOOM SHAKALAKA!
(They Huddle up then break like they were playing football)
Pee Pee: WE fixed our Rap!
Stabbed: The first one was Crap!
Boom Shakalaka: We must be in New York, Look at that Rat!
(Stabbed Smacks Boom Shakalaka)
Pee Pee: Last Team Standing is a guaranteed Win.
Stabbed: Yeah, Maybe if we were men.
Boom Shakalaka: The Natural Born Thrillers Are the Team to Beat.
(Kyle Takes off his Pee Pee Costume)
Kyle: We'll Break into your House and find where you sleep!
(Grant takes off his Stabbed Costume)
Grant: Full Force your really Gonna need your rest!
(Joe Santiago Struggles but takes off the Boom Shakalaka Costume)
Joe Santiago: Because We are the Thrillers and we are The Best!
(The Camera Zooms back and al three do the Suck It taunt to Red, White and Blue Fireworks)
(The Camera Fades Away)
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