Three AmiJoes (Natural Born Thrillers)

(Camer Fades in on a New York Bar, There we see the Three AmiJoes)

(Kyle is Dressed like P.I.E. Joe)
(He is wearing Camo, with pie Stains all over)

(Grant is dressed like Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney)
(He is wearing a smokey the Bear mask and is wearing a ranger uniform with spoon all over it)

(Joe Santiago is dressed like Joe Oldmancaster)
(He hunched over and looks like he is 100 years old)

P.I.E Joe: You guy ready to eat some Pie!

Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney: As long as it is Pie from Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntana

Joe Oldmancaster: Who are you guys. Get off my lawn.

P.I.E Joe: No it's New York Pie, and it's in this bar for some reason.



Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney: Only you can prevent Forest fires, in
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Joe Oldmancaster: Why are you yelling you whippersnapper can't you see it's 5:30 and i want to go to sleep!

P.I.E Joe: You'll be Sleeping in a grave soon enough, we have to fight the Natural Born Thrillers.



Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney: Do they Prevent Forest Fires?
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Joe Oldmancaster: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

P.I.E Joe: Wake Up! I want to eat some Pie before the end of our careers sunday at New York Vengeance.



Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney: is that in
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Joe Oldmancaster:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

P.I.E Joe: No! it's in New York. lets go inside the bar.



Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney: Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntana



Joe Oldmancaster: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Somehow they finally make it inside the bar)

(P.I.E Joe picks up a blue skittle of the floor and eats it)

P.I.E Joe: That Wasn't a Skittle! Lets go and enter the Pie eating contest!



Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney: Okay but if I get sick from one of these Pies i'll only go to a hosptol in
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Joe Oldmancaster: I can't join, I didn't bring my teeth!

P.I.E Joe: Okay me and me and wow. I ahve to go to the Bathroom.

(P.I.E Joe runs off to the bathroom)



Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney: What was that about?



Joe Oldmancaster: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

(P.I.E Joe comes back and is really sweaty)

P.I.E Joe: Okay guys im back and ready to eat some Pie!





Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney: Did you wash your hands P.I.E Joe?
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Joe Oldmancaster: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


P.I.E Joe: No, I just want to eat some Pie!





Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney: Gross! we don't do that in
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Joe Oldmancaster: Where am I? zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Waitress: All pie eating competitors should sign up now.

(The Three AmiJoes Go to the pie Table and are ready for the competition)

P.I.E Joe: I can't wait any longer, I WANT PIE!





Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney: Which Spoon should I use for the contest, this one is from
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Joe Oldmancaster: I'm going to win this contest.

Waitress: Ready, Go!


P.I.E Joe: Yes!!!

(Waitress takes P.I.E Joes pie away)

Waitress: Sorry Sir, your disqualified for putting two hands on the table.

P.I.E Joe: NO!!!!!!!!

(He attacks the Waitress who arm drags him through a table)





Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney: Which Spoon is the one from
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Joe Oldmancaster: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

(Joe Oldmancasters face is in a Pie)


P.I.E Joe: What happened? Wheres my Pie? You, You stole my Pie Waitress.

(P.I.E Joe Charges at her and she hits him with a chair)





Ranger Smokey Joe Spooney: Is this the Spoon from
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No, is this the Spoon from
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No, Where is my
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Spoon?



Waitress: And the winner Joe Oldmancaster!



Joe Oldmancaster: I used this Spoon thats from
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(All Three AmiJoes get thrown out of the Bar and the camera fades away)