Joe Mama's Ready For Action!

[Joe Mama leans against the side of his rustic (and rusted) trailer dressed in a pair of bright blue boxers, a white wifebeater and his lucky, navy blue bathrobe over top. He digs in his nose for gooey emeralds before noticing the camera.]

Joe Mama: Hey… you can cut that part out, correct?

Cameraman: Um… sure.

Joe Mama: Good.

Cameraman: So what have been you up to lately?

Joe Mama: That is your question?

Cameraman: Yeah, you haven’t been seen in the JWF since the last pay-per-view.

Joe Mama: I have been resting and training… at the same time, measly man, because I can multi-task like a fiend.

Cameraman: Alright… and what your thoughts when it comes to teaming up this week on Breakdown with men you were fighting on the pay-per-view?

Joe Mama: I take it you mean Johnny Stylez and V.I.P.? I have no problems teaming with them. I am not sure they are too keen on me teaming with them, but as I said, I will team with them. This is professional wrestling after all and so in addition to being a wrestler; I must also be a professional. There are two ways this match can go, we can win or we can lose. With that said, I think we can pull off the win unless, of course, we do lose. If we lose, I think it will probably be because we were fighting amongst ourselves. I would like to win, so I will not fight with my own teammates unless my teammates decide to fight with me.

Cameraman: I see.

Joe Mama: You see what?

Cameraman: No, I mean I understand.

Joe Mama: Then why didn’t you say you understand? Why did you say, “I see.”?

Cameraman: Never mind.

Joe Mama: I WILL MIND WHAT I WANT TO MIND.

Cameraman: Sorry.

Joe Mama: YOU SHOULD BE VERY MUCH SORRY. APOLOGIZE.

Cameraman: I said I was sorry.

Joe Mama: Apology accepted. Continue.

Cameraman: What are your thoughts on Joe Rooney and Joe Lancaster?

Joe Mama: I think they are both great men. They are both great Joes and great examples of the fine athletes that the JWF has to offer. I am very much looking forward to teaming with them against our opponents.

Cameraman: And what do you think of your opponents?

Joe Mama: I think they are in for a fight.

Cameraman: Anything else?

Joe Mama: No. Nothing else.

Cameraman: All right.

Joe Mama: Now get off my property, I need to take my bubble bath.

Cameraman: Bubble bath?

Joe Mama: Bubble bath?! I said shower!

Cameraman: No, you said…

Joe Mama: I KNOW WHAT I SAID!

[Joe Mama angrily lunges at the cameraman and begins chasing him. Suddenly, the cameraman screams as he falls in a big pit that was covered with leaves. Joe Mama stands by the side and laughs.]

Joe Mama: You silly billy goat.